2014-07-01 19:25:28     rhomboid        yeah
2014-07-01 19:25:43     rhomboid        well, i was sitting on the train.
2014-07-01 19:26:30     rhomboid        and at the next stop, a woman got on and sat down next to me.
2014-07-01 19:26:30     qwoxlo  nice rhomboid trains are fun :)
2014-07-01 19:26:35     rhomboid        :D
2014-07-01 19:26:39     rhomboid        yeah.
2014-07-01 19:26:59     rhomboid        so she sat down and she was quiet. thoughtful.
2014-07-01 19:27:10     rhomboid        after a while i smelled something.
2014-07-01 19:27:15     rhomboid        oh.
2014-07-01 19:27:42     rhomboid        i turned my head and yes, it seemed like she had farted.
2014-07-01 19:28:08     rhomboid        she noticed that i had noticed, and she looked a little agitated, embarrassed even.
2014-07-01 19:28:27     rhomboid        but i went back to my book.
2014-07-01 19:28:45     rhomboid        after a few more minutes, it started to smell really bad. again.
2014-07-01 19:28:50     rhomboid        but worse.
2014-07-01 19:29:07     rhomboid        i turned my head towards her, and she smiled this time.
2014-07-01 19:29:17     rhomboid        a little nervously.
2014-07-01 19:29:40     rhomboid        as if she was going to stay something. 'um, excuse me.' or something.
2014-07-01 19:29:55     rhomboid        it was psychic, sort of. but she didn't say anything.
2014-07-01 19:30:09     rhomboid        she was kind of pretty actually.
2014-07-01 19:30:23     rhomboid        but not actually 'hot'.
2014-07-01 19:30:25     rhomboid        but almost.
2014-07-01 19:30:44     rhomboid        anyway. i decided to say something. kindly.
2014-07-01 19:31:02     rhomboid        i said to her when i met her gaze:
2014-07-01 19:31:12     rhomboid        "Encrypt your fart."