The Anti-Corporations
Manifesto

1

Corporations Are Psychopaths

1)Corporations are psychopaths who are hungry for profits, even if it
means death and destruction.
2)Corporations are psychopaths who have no understanding of
humanity, equality, justice, comradery!
3)Corporations are machines of mass destruction; they are blind
monsters that search for profits through any means available to
them.
4)Corporations are insane organizations that have an absurd, final,
desire for profits by any means necessary.
5)Corporations are the culmination of the murderous capitalist
ideology.
6)Corporations are designed to crush humanity and replace it with
fascist machines and machinations.
7)Corporations are the murderous tools of the upper class; they do all
the dirty business since they cannot be charged or imprisoned.
8)Corporations are machines of mass and complete destruction; they
destroy environments, souls, relationships.
9)Corporations are psychopathic machines that will destroy anything
that stands between them and more profits.
10) Corporations are psychopathic viruses that crush humanity on the
way to absolute profitability.

2

The Harm Inflicted on the Public

1)Corporations harm the public by infesting human food with
manufactured products.
2)Corporations harm the public by turning children into extremely
branded zombies.
3)Corporations harm the psychology of the masses by using
advertisements to commercialize the collective world view.
4)Corporations harm the creative psychology of teenagers by turning
conformity into a sadistically controlled ideal.
5)Corporations harm the relationships between parents and children
by infusing commercial desires into all dialogues.
6)Corporations harm a genuine democracy by buying out and
corrupting politicians.
7)Corporations harm the future of humanity by putting short-term
profits over the collective well being.
8)Corporations harm the minds of the people by poisoning them with
materialistic aspirations.
9)Corporations harm the physical well being of the people by turning
the human food supply into yet another private commodity.
10) Corporations harm the minds of citizens by using a drug-happy
system to push billions of unnecessary pills in the collective
body.

3

Biotech Corporations

1)Biotech corporations are extremely dangerous, they are designed to
turn the human body into a mere commodity.
2)Biotech corporations such as Monsanto work diligently to take
complete control of the human food supply.
3)Biotech corporations see the human mind as a commodity to be
profited from; destroying all creativity in the process.
4)Biotech corporations use funds from the government to create
private drugs; thus citizens pay twice for these drugs.
5)Biotech corporations are only interested in profits, not health, not
humanity, not the collective well being.
6)Biotech corporations are not interested in designing simple drugs
that may save underprivileged citizens.
7)Biotech corporations use public universities to conduct their
private research.
8)Biotech corporations have patented thousands of pieces of
information about the human body; they own our bodies!
9)Biotech corporations are brutal organizations that pretend to be
concerned for human health, but their only concern is profits.
10) Biotech corporations conduct very dangerous experiments on
poor citizens and pay them dollars, sometimes, pennies.

4

Arms Corporations
1)Arms corporations make trillions of dollars each year from war;
they are sick war profiteers.
2)Arms corporations lobby governments around the world to start
wars; Lockheed Martin lobbied for the Iraq invasion.
3)Arms corporations use their obscene influence over government to
generate false demand for murderous weapons.
4)Arms corporations spend billions bribing (lobbying) governments
to start and continue wars.
5)Arms corporations are owned by the capitalist class, creating
weapons that murder the international working class en masse.
6)Arms corporations are the most politically connected corporations
in the world.
7)Arms corporations control the people’s tax money; 9 of the top 10
US government contractors are arms companies.
8)Arms corporations are despicable organizations that profit and
thrive, as poor villages are bombed merely to increase weapon
demands.
9)Arms corporations push weapons onto the third world, to
encourage extremely profitable conflicts.
10) Arms corporations exercise an absolute power over the foreign
policy of all imperialist nations.

5

Fast Food Corporations

1)Fast food corporations are designed to turn the populace in an
obese, politically lethargic, entity.
2)Fast food corporations spend billions each year advertising their
unhealthy products to kids as young as 3 months.
3)Fast food corporations use the know-how of unethical
psychologists to tap into the minds of infants.
4)Fast food corporations are dangerously pervasive and powerful; the
McDonald’s arch is the most recognized symbol in the world.
5)Fast food corporations work to destroy the populace’s ability to
cook and create its own food.
6)Fast food corporations poison the bodies of the populace with
unregulated meat; the average fast food hamburger comes from
1000 different cattle.
7)Fast food corporations are spreading incessantly throughout the
globe, poisoning the bodies of not millions but billions of human
beings.
8)Fast food corporations feed into the sick capitalist desire for instant
gratification.
9)Fast food corporations are designed to propagate an obese appetite
for material consumption.
10) Fast food corporations destroy the human mind by weakening the
human body; also, by encouraging material addiction.

6

Cosmetics Corporations

1)Cosmetics corporations make billions of dollars each year by
selling false and racist beauty ideals to billions of women.
2)Cosmetics corporations encourage a racist euro-centric conception
of beauty; this is why 300 million women in Asian use skin
whitening products.
3)Cosmetics corporations are very dangerous in the way that they tap
into the minds of girls at extremely young ages.
4)Cosmetics corporations make billions by destroying women’s selfesteem so that they may buy a new one via their products.
5)Cosmetics corporations use commercials to make women feel
lacking and ugly; this is of course to spur on demand for their
poisonous products.
6)Cosmetics corporations have somehow managed to make
cosmetics a necessity for hundreds of millions of women.
7)Cosmetics corporations subvert the confidence of young women;
so that they may turn to sick products and beauty gimmicks.
8)Cosmetics corporations turn beauty into an extremely expensive
commodity.
9)Cosmetics corporations turn the human body into a commodity to
be ‘modified’ and ‘beautified’.
10) Cosmetics corporations are despicable organizations that work
enthusiastically to destroy the confidence of citizens in their selfimage.

7

Alcohol Corporations

1)Alcohol corporations use advertisements to present the disease of
alcoholism into a glamorous social reality.
2)Alcohol corporations use very sexually suggestive ads to absurdly
link mindless drunkenness with sexual happiness.
3)Alcohol corporations make billions each year by poisoning the
bodies of women and men.
4)Alcohol corporations are used by the upper class to intoxicate and
weigh down the revolutionary spirit of the people.
5)Alcohol corporations explicitly poison the bodies and the minds of
the people; with no social consequences or percussions.
6)Alcohol corporations use undercover ad campaigns at colleges to
encourage rampant alcoholism and escapism.
7)Alcohol corporations poison the spirit of the people by drowning
their political desires in obscenely mindless drunkenness.
8)Alcohol corporations are used by the capitalist class to ensure that
exploited workers remain drunk and numb, lest they become
politically active!
9)Alcohol corporations advertise to children, ruin human
relationships, they turn millions of citizens into miserably drunk
creatures.
10) Alcohol corporations are used by the upper class to poison the
revolutionary vision of a healthy, united, populace.

8

Fashion Corporations

1)Fashion corporations are extremely efficient at turning women into
addicts to petty clothes endowed with manufactured mysticism.
2)Fashion corporations exploit millions of women in sweatshops
around the world.
3)Fashion corporations work diligently to subvert and control the
self-image of citizens.
4)Fashion corporations are mainly owned by wealthy men, and they
mainly exploit women from all walks of life.
5)Fashion corporations are used by the upper class to infect the
minds of the people with obscene decadence.
6)Fashion corporations turn the grotesque sickness of luxury into the
fantasies of millions of brainwashed citizens.
7)Fashion corporations turn millions of girls and women into
delusional fools chasing the glamour of the ‘modeling’ world.
8)Fashion corporations have established a monopoly on the
definitions of beauty through their intricate network of magazines
and traitorous editors.
9)Fashion corporations thrive on the notion of hedonistic drugaddiction; most models and fashion executives are drug addicts.
10) Fashion corporations encourage a commercially controlled selfimage to insure that their products are consumed mindlessly.

9

Media Corporations

1)Media corporations work methodically to control the political
worldview of the populace.
2)Media corporations inject the capitalist bias into news, music,
films, books, children’s books etc etc.
3)Media corporations inject the morality of the enemy class into the
hearts of the populace via extremely effective propaganda
techniques.
4)Media corporations are owned by a handful of families who desire
complete control over the minds of the populace.
5)Media corporations are despicable entities that twist the human
reality to make it fit into the designs of the ruling class.
6)Media corporations are owned by the wealthy, thus, the worldview
that they propagate serves the political and economical interests
of the wealthy.
7)Media corporations create Trojan content called entertainment; it
seeps into the minds of the people and destroys them from within.
8)Media corporations sync the minds of the populace around the sick
agenda of the upper class.
9)Media corporations mercilessly tamper with human minds in order
to keep them passive, compliant, conformed.
10) Media corporations espouse the worldview of the sick, greedy,
billionaires who own them.

10

The Corporate Future

1)Corporations want a future where all human beings are mindless
consumers.
2)Corporations want a future where all citizens become mindless
workers who do not ask questions or make any demands.
3)Corporations want a future where all children are branded into
submission to the agenda of the excusive class.
4)Corporations want a future where all citizens obey and worship the
billionaire thieves.
5)Corporations want a future where all citizens are passive and
consumptive.
6)Corporations want a future where citizens avoid politics because
‘it’s not fun’ like watching a poisonous Hollywood film.
7)Corporations want a future where all citizens are rendered morally
weak through addiction to drugs, fast-food, and alcohol.
8)Corporations want a future where all citizens are morally obese
and mentally lethargic.
9)Corporations want a future where all citizens are addicted to
mindless hedonism, to the self-destructive philosophy of ‘what
feels good is good’.
10) Corporations want a future where business executives can
politically do whatever they please.

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Mindless Consumers and Workers

1)The corporate doctrine thrives on mindless consumerism.
2)The corporate doctrine thrives on the creation of a mindless,
politically submissive, working class.
3)The corporate doctrine thrives on human minds that are suppliant
and extremely easy to brand.
4)The corporate doctrine thrives on the depoliticization of citizens,
especially young ones.
5)The corporate doctrine thrives on the inducement of hedonistic
tendencies in citizens.
6)The corporate doctrine thrives on wars, on social destruction, on
the categorical division of the populace.
7)The corporate doctrine thrives on the weakening of the human
spirit to the point where billions of humans become slavish
consumers.
8)The corporate doctrine thrives on the depoliticization of workers,
so that they may remain quiet, obedient, wage-salves.
9)The corporate doctrine thrives on spiritually and social weakness;
on a populace that merely wants instant gratification and fastfood happiness.
10) The corporate doctrine thrives on the destruction of social
solidarity, on individualistic vanity and narcissism.

12

Corporations Are Not People

1)Corporations are not people, yet governments around the world
treat them as if they are the most important citizens.
2)Corporations are not people yet they have for more rights than any
citizen.
3)Corporations are not people yet they have more voting power than
the entire populace.
4)Corporations are not people yet they are treated like masters by
slavish politicians.
5)Corporations are not people yet governments around the world
treat them as if they are outstanding citizens.
6)Corporations are not people yet they get bailout and welfare,
subsidies and social assistance.
7)Corporations are not people yet capitalist governments treat them
as if they are ideal citizens.
8)Corporations are not people yet they control the lives of billions of
people.
9)Corporations are not people, they are machines invented by the
upper class to do all their dirty work for them.
10) Corporations are not people, they are machines of mass
exploitation and expropriation invented by the upper class to
systematically steal human labor.

13

Corporations Poison Minds

1)Corporations poison the minds of the populace with propagandistic
advertisements.
2)Corporations poison the minds of children with Disneyfied
formulations and aspirations.
3)Corporations poison the minds of students by bribing educational
boards to allow advertisements into the classroom.
4)Corporations poison the minds of university students by turning
idealism into petty careerism.
5)Corporations poison the minds of the populace with false televised
dreams.
6)Corporations poison the minds of the populace by turning human
culture into an obscenely commercial commodity.
7)Corporations poison the minds of teenagers by turning them into
brand-hungry fiends.
8)Corporations poison the minds of babies by claiming that toyinfomercials are intellectually stimulating (eg. Baby Einstein).
9)Corporations poison the minds of the populace through genetically
modified food which literally weakens the human brain.
10) Corporations poison the minds of the populace through the fastfood-industrialization of the collective social body.

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Corporations Poison Human Culture

1)Corporations poison human culture with their incessant
sponsorships.
2)Corporations poison human culture by turning human creativity
into a commodity.
3)Corporations poison human culture by attempting to reduce all
human interactions into financial transactions.
4)Corporations poison human culture by commodifying the way
citizens see social relationships.
5)Corporations poison human culture by injecting it with incessant
desires for unnecessary products and services.
6)Corporations poison human culture by injecting the commercial
dialogue into all political and social interactions.
7)Corporations poison human culture by branding the arts, history,
society, children, ideas, schools etc etc.
8)Corporations poison human culture by incessantly bribing
(lobbying) political bodies into opening up new markets.
9)Corporations poison human culture by devouring the creative, noncommercial, desires of the people.
10) Corporations poison human culture by injecting the consumerist
drive into the way citizens see themselves and their society.

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Corporations Poison Freedom

1)Corporations poison freedom by using their influence to financially
control government policies.
2)Corporations poison democracy by using lobbying to categorically
control the policies of public officials.
3)Corporations poison democracy by bribing officials into starting
wars.
4)Corporations poison freedom by turning capital and stockownership into the only measures for social representation.
5)Corporations poison democracy through an incessant attack on all
non-private institutions.
6)Corporations poison democracy by using their unduly influence
over government to twist and turn social policies.
7)Corporations poison democracy by making trillions from the
privatization of public land, prisons, schools etc. etc.
8)Corporations poison democracy by injecting their patriarchal,
fascist, worldviews into the body politic.
9)Corporations poison democracy because they hate social freedom
and crave absolute obedience to the corporate doctrine.
10) Corporations poison democracy through obscene bribing
(lobbying) of political parties and officials.

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Corporations Negate Humanity

1)Corporations turn human beings into wage-slaves.
2)Corporations turn human beings into machines that are only
allowed to express themselves through mindless productivity.
3)Corporations turn human beings into slaves to the political and
economical system.
4)Corporations turn human beings into addicts to stuff, to drugs, to
emotional facades, to mindless entertainment.
5)Corporations turn human beings into slaves who worship
executives and the capitalist class.
6)Corporations turn human beings into psychologically enslaved
creatures; dependent on corporate products (drugs) to remain
sane.
7)Corporations turn human beings into obscene careerists, who will
backstab anyone and anything if it means promotions and perks.
8)Corporations turn human beings into insatiable consumers, into
slaves to their materialist desires.
9)Corporations turn human beings into passive consumers who have
no will power to take political control of their lives.
10) Corporations turn human beings into materialistic, fetishistic,
fiends, who will literally die for a doll or a TV (eg. Black Friday).

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Corporations Are the Enslavers of Humanity

1)Corporations enslave children to their materialistic desires.
2)Corporations enslave the minds of citizens to the petty desires for
wealth and luxury.
3)Corporations enslave the spirit of humanity inside of cubicles and
fascistic office spaces.
4)Corporations enslave the people inside of branded boxes, mental
prisons, capitalist constructs of mass destruction.
5)Corporations enslave the souls of the people inside petty desires
for ownership and hoarding.
6)Corporations enslave the vision of the masses inside their televised
dreams of affluence and prosperity.
7)Corporations enslave the desires of the people to materialistic
realities and sickening mental dependencies.
8)Corporations enslave the souls of the masses to an agenda that is
brutally hegemonic and psychologically fascistic.
9)Corporations enslave the psychology of the people to bourgeois
decadence and fetishism.
10) Corporations enslave the spirits of the people to ballooning
personal and national debts.

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Short Term Profits

1)Corporations put short term profits ahead of everything else,
including human life.
2)Corporations put short term profits ahead of environmental damage
and destruction.
3)Corporations put short term profits ahead of the well being of
workers and citizens.
4)Corporations put short term profits ahead of any other factor; in
fact, they see any other factor as an impediment to their goal.
5)Corporations put short term profits ahead of human health and
mental well being.
6)Corporations treat profits as a religion; they put short-term profits
and stock valuations ahead of all other social factors.
7)Corporations put short term profits ahead of the general well being
of society.
8)Corporations are obsessed with short-term profits; an obsession of
course that leads to dangerous activities and policies.
9)Corporations are desperately obsessed with short-term profits; this
manic obsession leads to dangerously blind-sighted actions.
10) Corporations put short-term profits ahead of the general well
being of the human race; Union Carbide, Exxon, Monsanto, GE,
Goldman, etc. etc.

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The Fascism of Corporations

1)Corporations are fascist organizations, they are tightly controlled
by a few individuals and they rule over the lives of millions of
workers.
2)Corporations are fascist organizations, they are anti-democratic,
they are anti-human, they are anti-freedom.
3)Corporations are fascist organizations that are run exactly the way
the Nazis ran their party.
4)Corporations are fascist organizations where disobedience will
result in a quick and final termination.
5)Corporations are fascist organizations that operate on the
imperative that profits (power) is all that matters.
6)Corporations are fascist organizations that show outright disdain
for human freedoms and democratic values.
7)Corporations are fascist organizations; this is why hundreds of
corporations helped the Nazis (Ford, Chase, IBM, Chanel).
8)Corporations are fascist organizations who crave an absolute
control over the world and its inhabitants.
9)Corporations are fascist organizations whose goal is to colonize the
minds and bodies of the human race.
10) Corporations are fascist organizations whose goal is to create
brutal centers of economical and political power.

20

Puppet Governments

1)Governments that bailout corporations are nothing but corporate
puppets masquerading as powerful entities.
2)Governments that bailout corporations are traitors to the population
that they were supposed to represent.
3)Governments that bailout corporations are nothing more than
puppets whose goal is to serve the business class.
4)Governments that bailout corporations must be revolted against by
a politically conscious populace.
5)Governments that bailout corporations have been co-opted by the
business class and their rotten interests.
6)Governments that bailout corporations betray every single
impoverished citizen in their borders.
7)Governments that bailout corporations betray the meaning and
essence of democracy.
8)Governments that bailout corporations are nothing but puppets to
the vain ambitions of the fascist banker class.
9)Governments that bailout corporations are not governments; they
are puppets controlled by the capitalist class.
10) Governments that bailout corporations are no longer viable
entities to represent the populace; they have betrayed the people.

21

Corporations Bamboozle the Public

1)Corporations bamboozle the public out of trillions of dollars each
year. (2008 bailout was $15 trillion)
2)Corporations bamboozle the public out of any power through their
delicate control of governments and public officials.
3)Corporations bamboozle the public out of billions each year
through subsidies they collect from the taxpayer.
4)Corporations bamboozle the populace through the financial and
social control of politicians.
5)Corporations bamboozle the public out of a revolution by
sponsoring a class of haphazard, elitist, activists.
6)Corporations bamboozle the public out of revolution by injecting
the educational system with the spirit of mindless careerism.
7)Corporations bamboozle the public out of revolution by turning the
revolutionary minds of children into passive, consumptive,
vessels.
8)Corporations bamboozle the public out of political freedom by
corrupting and buying out politicians.
9)Corporations bamboozle the public out of social justice by
corrupting judges and the judicial system.
10) Corporations bamboozle the people out of their lives by lobbying
for extremely profitable wars.

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Corporate Welfare

1)Corporate welfare proves that the so called Free Market is a ghost
that has never and will never exist.
2)Corporate welfare proves that corporations have completely coopted government and government officials.
3)Corporate welfare proves that governments around the world are
now fully in the control of the filthy bankers.
4)Corporate welfare proves the malicious hypocrisy of conservative
leaders who are against social welfare.
5)Corporate welfare proves that public treasuries have become the
personal piggy banks of Wall Street bankers.
6)Corporate welfare proves that the upper class has completed their
takeover of government.
7)Corporate welfare proves that politicians and governments are no
longer to be trusted on any level.
8)Corporate welfare proves that capitalist governments have fully
evolved into macro corporations and trusts.
9)Corporate welfare proves that without a social revolution
corporations will continue to violate and exploit the people.
10) Corporate welfare proves that private enterprise has failed
miserably and that it’s time for an honest, socialist, government.

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Lobbying

1)Corporations use lobbying to subvert democracy in a complete and
brutal fashion.
2)Corporations use lobbying to turn elected officials into their
personal slaves.
3)Corporations use lobbying as a way to take control of government
policy and direction.
4)Corporations use lobbying to turn governments into their personal
piggy banks.
5)Corporations use lobbying to shift both environment and financial
burdens onto the populace; while of course keeping all profits.
6)Corporations use lobbying to bribe public officials into enforcing a
policy that is pro-corporate and anti-populace.
7)Corporations use lobbying to merge imperialist-corporate desires
and political policy.
8)Corporations use lobbying to turn publically elected officials into
privately owned puppets.
9)Corporations use lobbying to turn social policy into a sickly
expression of corporate desires.
10) Corporations use lobbying to formulate a public agenda that
serves private interests (and in fact damages public interests).

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Campaign Contributions

1)Corporations use campaign contributions to ensure that any official
elected is in line with the corporate doctrine.
2)Corporations use campaign contributions to ensure that no rogue
politician slips through the cracks of ‘democracy’.
3)Corporations use campaign contributions to ensure that no citizen
can run for public office without corporate backing (financing).
4)Corporations use campaign contributions to ensure that they
maintain an iron grip over the political process.
5)Corporations use campaign contributions to ensure that no genuine
politician makes it to office.
6)Corporations use campaign contributions to ensure that those who
are elected are obedient slaves to the corporate masters.
7)Corporations use campaign contributions to ensure that political
success is only endowed upon traitorous individuals, who are
easy to buy out.
8)Corporations use campaign contributions to ensure that the
parameters of the political debate remain within their control.
9)Corporations use campaign contributions to ensure that no anticorporate politician makes it to any position of power.
10) Corporations use campaign contributions to ensure that at the end
of the day people are voting for either Corporate Puppet A or
Corporate Puppet B.

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Corporate Bailouts and Subsidies

1)Corporate bailouts endanger the democratic system; they shift
massive resources into the hands of corporations, for free!
2)Corporate subsidies prove that the free market does not work; the
people are forced absorb corporate losses and see $0 in profits.
3)Corporate bailouts prove that the politicians have given up all
power to the Wall Street bankers.
4)Corporate subsidies are absurd, corporations that cannot survive
should either go bankrupt or be fully seized by the populace.
5)Corporate bailouts make the argument that Free Markets work
laughable, if not entirely delusional.
6)Corporate bailouts prove that government officials have been
completely co-opted by the fascistic Wall Street bankers.
7)Corporate bailouts prove that capitalism is a hypocritical system,
which always privatizes gains and publicizes losses.
8)Corporate bailouts are a legitimate reason for the populace to
revolt against a crony, parasitic, government.
9)Corporate bailouts are sickening, considering that millions of
citizens cannot even afford food let alone housing.
10) Corporate bailouts are a cause for citizens to take control of
government and kick out the corporate political slaves.

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Fake Corporate Patriotism

1)Corporations pretend to be patriotic while hundreds of large
American companies use fake Bermuda addresses to avoid taxes.
2)Corporations like General Electric use patriotism to sell missiles,
yet they pay absolutely zero taxes.
3)Corporations use patriotism to market false, absurd, ideals;
corporations are only loyal to capital.
4)Corporations use patriotism to paint themselves in a likeable light;
even though their only allegiance is to the billionaire investors
who own them.
5)Corporations have fake headquarters in Bermuda, the Caymans, in
order to avoid paying any taxes.
6)Corporations blabber about patriotism while finding tax holes to
avoid paying for the militaries that protect their interests.
7)Corporations trump up wars and patriotism, but once again they
shift the burden of paying for wars to the populace.
8)Corporations evade taxes systematically, brutally, and
opportunistically while running their mouth about their
patriotism.
9)Corporations believe in neither country nor flag; their own
allegiance is to wealth, to profits, to robbing the populace.
10) Corporations use patriotism in their advertising campaigns to
promote violent militaristic sentiments; yet they pay no taxes!

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Corporations Use the People’s Military

1)Corporations use the people’s armies to open up new markets for
themselves abroad; yet they pay no taxes.
2)Corporations use the US military to expand their global
economical control.
3)Corporations use armies and navies to expand the corporateimperialistic doctrine.
4)Corporations use the military paid for by the people for private,
corporate, interests abroad.
5)Corporations use the armies paid for by honest citizens to
safeguard their economical interests abroad.
6)Corporations use the military to expand the corporate-imperialist
control of the entire globe.
7)Corporations use the armies of the people to serve their agenda for
free! Corporations maliciously avoid taxes.
8)Corporations use soldiers from the working class to fight and die
for their economical imperialism.
9)Corporations use the military at no charge (they pay not taxes) to
expand their control of natural resources (Iraq, Saudi Arabia,
Libya).
10) Corporations use soldiers from the ghettos to protect and preserve
their massive economical interests (thefts) abroad.

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Shifting Burdens onto the Public

1)Corporations such as Dow Chemical, Exxon, Du Pont, shift the
environmental burden onto the public while making trillions.
2)Corporations use the financial system to shift economical risk onto
the populace while preserving all potential profits. (Bank
bailouts)
3)Corporations shift all problems and consequences of their actions
onto the general populace.
4)Corporations shift all losses onto the people, while securing and
accumulating more profits.
5)Corporations shift all losses onto the general public by dumping
their toxic-assets onto the balance sheets of governments.
6)Corporations use the government as an insurer to absorb all the
losses and mistakes committed by the Wall Street bankers.
7)Corporations use the environment as a dumping ground that
‘absorbs’ their toxic chemicals and hazardous waste.
8)Corporations use the prison system paid for by the people to
absorb all those who are disenfranchised by the fascism of the
corporate system.
9)Corporations use public schools to shift their mental waste onto the
minds of students via an extremely commercialized curriculum.
10) Corporations use public lands, rivers, mountains, to shift
environmental waste onto the people, while of course keeping all
profits.

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Deceptive Subsidiaries

1)Corporations use subsidiaries to ensure that criminal activities do
not affect the heart of the entire operation.
2)Corporations use subsidiaries to ensure that illegal actions result in
the bankruptcy of only one division instead of the entire
operation.
3)Corporations use subsidiaries to commit crime rapaciously; it’s
like a citizen saying my left arm committed the crime not my
right one.
4)Corporations use subsidiaries to cover up scandals, crimes, and
mass corruption.
5)Corporations use subsidiaries to ensure that thievery of one arm
does not affect the public image of another.
6)Corporations use subsidiaries in order to intensify their expansion
into the public domain without much opposition.
7)Corporations use subsidiaries in order to delude the populace into
thinking that there are many companies when there are only a
hegemonic few.
8)Corporations use subsidiaries in order to play tax-tricks on the
populace.
9)Corporations use subsidiaries in order to move capital around
when a need arises to hide it.
10) Corporations use subsidiaries in order to diversify their attacks on
the public domain.

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Corporate Executives Renounce Citizenship

1)Corporate executives across the United States and Europe
habitually renounce their citizenships to avoid paying taxes.
2)Corporate executives are rotten human beings who renounce their
citizenship to save pennies; their only loyalty is to capital.
3)Corporate executives are sick creatures who preach patriotism and
nationalism, while moving assets to private Swiss accounts.
4)Corporate executives are deceptive cheaters; they cheat the taxcode, they cheat the public, while shouting ‘patriotism!’.
5)Corporate executives have no interest in any nation or people; their
only interest lies in the accumulation of power and capital.
6)Corporate executives renounce their citizenships in order to cheat
the populace out of trillions in taxes each year.
7)Corporate executives are thieves; the majority steal the money of
the people and then tuck it in private Swiss accounts.
8)Corporate executives use patriotism to blind the people; then they
proceed to move a nation’s capital into private foreign accounts.
9)Corporate executives are traitorous thieves; they use patriotism to
insinuate profitable wars even as they move capital to private
Cayman bank accounts.
10) Corporate executives are total hypocrites; many of them espouse
nationalism even after they have renounced their citizenship to
evade taxes.

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Corporate Greed

1)Corporate greed destroys the fabric of any society.
2)Corporate greed is uncontrollable; those who think they can reform
it or control it are delusional.
3)Corporate greed is ingrained into the very capitalist economical
model.
4)Corporate greed is designed to destroy human minds, human
culture, the planet, and human relationships.
5)Corporate greed is a force of mass destruction; it has destroyed
countless cultures, countless human beings, and countless
physical spaces.
6)Corporate greed is a machine of unbridled destruction; it cannot be
stopped with anything short of a massive social revolution.
7)Corporate greed destroys the ability of executives to see their
humanity and society outside of monetary values.
8)Corporate greed creates an insatiable hunger for material
accumulation; a hunger that is very destructive.
9)Corporate greed is the enemy of not only global citizen, but every
single American citizen as well.
10) Corporate greed will wipe out all vestiges of humanity if the
people do not revolutionize themselves and take mass action.

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Corporations Are Dictatorships

1)Corporations are dictatorships; anyone outside the nucleus of
power has neither a vote nor a say..
2)Corporations are dictatorships; they operate on the premise that
power (profit) must be sought by any means necessary.
3)Corporations are dictatorships that have no interest in what the
general public thinks or has to say.
4)Corporations are dictatorships controlled by a power-hunger
nucleus of corporate executives and investors.
5)Corporations are dictatorships; this why CEOs (dictators) make
380 times more money than the average worker (citizen).
6)Corporations are dictatorships that are hungry for more control and
power over the public’s minds and lives.
7)Corporations are dictatorships; they are not to be trusted because
profits are a mere euphemism for power.
8)Corporations are dictatorships; they are full of power-hungry
technocrats who will destroy anything for more profits, power,
market-share.
9)Corporations are dictatorships; 53 of the world’s 100 largest
economies are corporations, making the argument that democracy
has triumphed flawed.
10) Corporations are dictatorships, they use war, they use murder,
they use police-tactics in order to attain more power/profits.

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Corporate Prisons Systems

1)Corporations are increasingly controlling the prison system; this is
why thieving executives do not end up in jail.
2)Corporations are collectively doing everything in their power to
increase the number of customers (prisoners) in private prisons.
3)Corporations have a vested interest in a prison-society in the same
way that the Nazis had an economical interest in concentration
camps.
4)Corporations use free labor from 2.3 million labor camp prisoners
in the United States.
5)Corporations see the prison industry as a growth-industry, where
massive profits will be made.
6)Corporations are monstrous machines; they control the labor of 2.3
million underprivileged Americans living in labor camps.
7)Corporations use the prison system to make profits twice; from
housing ‘customers’ and from the free labor of prisoners.
8)Corporations love the private prison system; it is their ideal society
where workers get paid nothing to work for the rest of their lives.
9)Corporations harbor a social climate which intensifies
imprisonment thus intensifying private-prison profits.
10) Corporations are not satisfied with the wage-slavery of the
populace; they are demanding a harsher private prison-slavery.

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Corporatization: Seizing Control

1)Corporations are seizing control of social services; ensuring that
society moves along commercial grids.
2)Corporations are seizing control of the healthcare system ensuring
that underprivileged citizens die of basic diseases.
3)Corporations have seized control of the information systems;
ensuring that all information-flows are commodified.
4)Corporations have seized control of public schools; ensuring that
students grow up to become corporate drones.
5)Corporations have seized control of many social services,
including the majority of correctional facilities for children.
6)Corporations have seized control of the public dialogue by
controlling more than 99.5% of all consumed media content.
7)Corporations have seized control of the political process by
ensuring that all political campaigns are heavily financed.
8)Corporations have seized control of the social mood by using
multiple platforms to control mass feelings and sentiments.
9)Corporations have seized control of higher-education by insuring
that all campuses are littered with corporate funding.
10) Corporations have seized control of society through many
systems of thought and physical control.

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Machines For Amassing Wealth

1)Corporations are a tool for the capitalist class to amass wealth
systematically.
2)Corporations are a tool for the upper class to amass wealth by
robbing the populace.
3)Corporations are machines invented by the wealthy to rob the
people in a systematic and methodical fashion.
4)Corporations are not real entities; they are systems of wealth and
capital accumulation (mass robbery).
5)Corporations are machines of mass expropriation; they are used by
the wealthy to rob the people without getting their hands dirty.
6)Corporations are phantoms injected with life by the ruling class to
control society and accumulate profits.
7)Corporations are machines used by the upper class to accumulate
and to safeguard wealth.
8)Corporations are cancerous growths used by the upper class to
intensify their control of public wealth and assets.
9)Corporations are parasitic machines used by the capitalist class to
seize control of public lands, assets, resources.
10) Corporations are used as a buffer between the exploited masses
and the exploiting few.

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Total Takeover

1)Corporations are taking over public spaces and turning them into
commercial or private venues.
2)Corporations are taking over the human body through a systematic
effort to stuff trillions of psychotropic pills inside alienated
citizens.
3)Corporations are taking over the social sphere through the
commercialization of all cultural institutions.
4)Corporations are taking over the educational system through the
commercialization of the curriculum.
5)Corporations are taking over universities and colleges through
conspicuous funding and sponsorships.
6)Corporations are taking over human relationships through the
intensification of consumptively prescriptive media content.
7)Corporations are taking over the human mind with self-help books
and propagandistic media content.
8)Corporations are taking over the human spirit through an
intensification of mass desires for their unnecessary products and
services.
9)Corporations are taking over the political system through increased
lobbying (bribing).
10) Corporations are taking over the global society and enforcing
their imperialistic, fascist, agenda.

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Corporate Interests Drive Foreign Policy

1)Corporate interests are the major drivers of all foreign policy. (Eg.
Halliburton and the Iraq invasion)
2)Corporate interests control the way governments and political
officials approach foreign policy.
3)Corporate interests are the reason why the United States has more
than 800 military bases around the world.
4)Corporate interests are the reason why working class citizens are
forced to die in imperialistic wars.
5)Corporate interests are the reason why every single military
engagement has to do with some natural resource or another.
6)Corporate interests are the driving forces of an extremely
imperialistic foreign policy.
7)Corporate interests are the reason why working class soldiers die
for corporate oil concessions.
8)Corporate interests are the reason why foreign policies are always
centered on natural resource reserves.
9)Corporate interests are the dominating factor in how imperialist
governments approach the rest of the world.
10) Corporate interests are the most important factor that capitalist
governments consider before formulating foreign policies.

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The Enmeshing of Corporation and Government

1)Corporations and governments have become one and the same
thing; they both represent the interests of the capitalist class.
2)Corporations and governments are both uninterested in what the
people feel or have to say.
3)Corporations and governments are no longer separate; many
government officials serve on corporate boards and vice versa.
4)Corporations and governments have become nothing but a doubleheaded monster.
5)Corporations and governments are owned by the same people; this
is why any Goldman Sachs graduate is guaranteed a lush
government job.
6)Corporations and governments both work against the interests of
the people; they simply milk the people of their labor and energy.
7)Corporations and governments are one and the same thing; a
revolution against one is a revolution against another.
8)Corporations and governments are no longer separate entities; they
both serve the brutal designs of the ruling class.
9)Corporations and governments are both owned by the banker class;
there is no longer any line separating governance and profit.
10) Corporations and governments jointly misrule the people; they
both seek more profits, taxes, and power over the populace.

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Corporate Influence Negates Citizens’ Votes

1)Corporate influence over government negates the vote of the
people; democracy is dead.
2)Corporate influence over public officials makes voting a futile act.
3)Corporate influence over the political process has completely
destroyed the voice of the people.
4)Corporate influence over the electoral process has made voting an
absurd, albeit entertaining, charade.
5)Corporate influence over all government bodies has made voting a
complete waste of time; democracy has been hijacked.
6)Corporate influence over government negates any voting process
or democratic system.
7)Corporate influence over public officials and their policies makes
the entire voting process laughable.
8)Corporate influence over all capitalist political parties makes the
voting process seem like an infinitely unhumorous jest.
9)Corporate influence over governments has destroyed any vestiges
of a democratic process; democracy has been killed by the
bankers.
10) Corporate influence over government policies makes voting
entirely useless and redundant; only a revolution can restore
democracy.

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The Fascist Agenda of the Corporation

1)Corporations have an explicitly fascistic agenda; they want to
control global natural and ‘human’ resources.
2)Corporations are fascistic entities whose goal is absolute
dominance over the human race.
3)Corporations are extremely fascistic; they are patriarchal, they are
imperialistic, hierarchal, and brutally obsessed with power
(profits).
4)Corporations are fascistic organizations who crave control over
workers, resources, governments, societies, and cultures.
5)Corporations are politically inclined towards fascism because the
corporation itself runs on a brutally fascist model.
6)Corporations are fascistic institutions that will murder, destroy,
kill, usurp, exploit, do anything in the name of power (profits).
7)Corporations are fascistic systems of social control; every single
corporation serves the purpose of subverting social revolutionary
instincts.
8)Corporations are fascistic organizations that hate socialist people’s
movements as much as the Nazis did.
9)Corporations and their executives are fascists, little Hitlers,
masquerading as upstanding citizens while ravenously seeking
power (profits).
10) Corporations despise social freedom and justice; they are fascist
organizations that crave complete, hegemonic, power over the
populace.

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Corporations Are Not Real

1)Corporations are not real, they are phantoms, designed to suck the
blood and labor of the people.
2)Corporations are not real; they are machines of mass control and
expropriations.
3)Corporations are not real; they are ghosts used by the upper class
to terrorize the populace.
4)Corporations are not real; they are Kafkaesque phantoms sucking
the blood of humanity for the sake of accumulative power
(profits).
5)Corporations are systems used to deceive, to rob, to destroy; they
are what Gogol prophesied in his book Dead Souls.
6)Corporations are not real, they are illusions created by the
capitalist class to deceive and rob the people.
7)Corporations are not one bit real; they are fantasies, hallucinations,
used to destroy and exploit the working class.
8)Corporations are not real; they are pieces of paper that declare the
existence of an exploitive system.
9)Corporations are not real; they are organizational phantoms used to
prey upon the bodies and the psyches of the masses.
10) Corporations are not real; they are terrifying psychological
machines used to imprison humanity in the absurd algorithms of
capital.

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Workers Must Seize Corporations

1)Corporations must be seized by the workers or they will continue
to terrorize the workers.
2)Corporations must be seized by the populace or they will continue
to imprison and exploit the populace.
3)Corporations must be seized through the revolutionization of
unions, workers, and social organizations.
4)Corporations must be seized and retooled to serve the citizens who
do the actual work.
5)Corporations must be seized by the populace through an organized,
professional, revolution.
6)Corporations must be seized and turned into collectives.
7)Corporations must be seized by the citizens of the world, or they
will continue to suck the blood of the people in every single way.
8)Corporations must be seized by the people before the complete
corporate imprisonment of society.
9)Corporations must be seized by citizens who demand higher ideals
than corporate-thievery and insatiable profit hunger.
10) Corporations must be seized by the people, in the name of
freedom, humanity, justice, and equality.

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Corporate War Profiteering

1)Corporations make 100% of all profits from war, while making 0%
of the human sacrifices.
2)Corporations crave war to intensify production and thus intensify
profits.
3)Corporations love war; hundreds of corporations make trillions
each year from the sheer mindlessness of the military-industrial
complex.
4)Corporations crave wars, destruction, systematic control of society
through the destruction of its people.
5)Corporations make 100% of the profits from any given war, yet no
corporate executive will ever serve in any army.
6)Corporations use the blood of the working class to make massive
profits during wars.
7)Corporations support and encourage all wars except one kind of
war: class warfare.
8)Corporations lobby governments to start wars simply to move their
merchandise: bombs, missiles, bombers, guns, grenades, cluster
bombs.
9)Corporations are not human, thus the human cost of war is
meaningless to them; corporations are profit-seeking missiles.
10) Corporations are completely indifferent to the war deaths of poor
global citizen since these citizens make terrible consumers.

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Political Connections: The Revolving Door

1)Corporate executives have hundreds of friends in government
offices and vice versa.
2)Corporate executives dine and wine at the same spaces and clubs
as the rotten politicians.
3)Corporate executives control government by creating networks of
business-government-business.
4)Corporate executives often take political officials out to dinner at
expensive restaurants to show them ‘the life’.
5)Corporate executives exercise complete control over political
officials from every single level of governments.
6)Corporate executives use bribes (lobbying), gifts, job promises, to
completely subvert the agenda of government officials.
7)Corporate executives use their financial influence to persuade
government officials to shut down any anti-corporate policies.
8)Corporate executives and government officials are the best of
friends! Often from the same exact upper class families.
9)Corporate executives often become government officials and vice
versa, making one happy family of corrupt thieves.
10) Corporate executives use very clever techniques to manipulate
the policies of their friends in governments.

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Corporations Crave Conformity

1)Corporations crave conformity because conformity ensures that the
flow of power (profit) is consistent and upward.
2)Corporations crave conformity because conformist citizens will
never mentally challenge the corporate hegemony.
3)Corporations thrive on conformity because they are fascist
organizations run on mindless obedience.
4)Corporations thrive on organizational and social conformity
because they are hierarchal entities of mass control.
5)Corporations crave conformity; Disney turns children into
conformists; MTV turns teenagers into conformists.
6)Corporations crave conformity because conformists will buy
anything and do anything to conform to perceived social ideals.
7)Corporations encourage conformity because a conformist society is
a society that will never politically challenge corporate
hegemony.
8)Corporations thrive on conformity because a conformed citizen is
easy to brand, to mold, to control, to abuse.
9)Corporations thrive on a conformist social consciousness; because
conformity makes it easier to sell their uncreative poison to
everyone.
10) Corporations thrive on inter-organizational conformity because
the will of the corporation is to crush the will power of the
workers.

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Corporations Commodify and Industrialize Human Culture

1)Corporations work efficiently to commodify human existence; to
turn all aspects of human lives into purchasable commodities.
2)Corporations work delicately to commodify human experiences;
turning all social experiences into purchasable goods and
services.
3)Corporations work methodically to commodify the human body
and how citizens formulate their body-image.
4)Corporations work systematically to commodify human
communications; to reduce all social contacts to transactional
interactions.
5)Corporations work morbidly to destroy human liveliness; they do
everything in their power to turn citizens into listless consumers.
6)Corporations work methodically to industrialize and commodify
all human interactions.
7)Corporations work meticulously to commodify ideas via capitalist
books, art, magazines, literature.
8)Corporations work doggedly to commodify the meanings of
beauty; turning it into beauty products and plastic surgery.
9)Corporations work efficiently to commodify human freedom;
turning it into mindless vacations and extreme experiences.
10) Corporations work efficiently to commodify human relationships;
turning them into a miserably systematic interactions.

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Corporations Market Poison to Children

1)Corporations spend billions each year marketing poisonous food
and content to children.
2)Corporations heavily target children to ensure that future
generations grow up politically apathetic and socially weak.
3)Corporations do everything in their power to brainwash children;
to ensure that kids grow up to be conformist consumers.
4)Corporations are political entities; they are fascist bodies that want
a conformist populace devoid of any revolutionary instincts.
5)Corporations spend billions each year on psychological research to
tap into the minds of children.
6)Corporations spend billions each year advertising to children under
8 years old, who do not even know what a commercial is.
7)Corporations target children in an effort to diffuse the potential of
any revolutionary future for the working class.
8)Corporations brand children to ensure that these kids remain
zombified servants of the capitalist-consumerist system.
9)Corporations do everything in their power to turn the educational
system into a space where kids are commodified and
consumerized.
10) Corporations invest billions each year in the destruction of
children’s minds via advertising and branding.

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For Corporations Only Profits Are Sacred

1)For corporations, only profits are sacred, only power is sacred, all
that is human is to be sacrificed to the gods of capital.
2)For corporations human life is worthless unless it can be
commodified and monetized.
3)For corporations the populace is a dangerous formulation to be
crushed through incessant distraction and division.
4)For corporations the people are sheep to be milked of labor and fed
rotting consumer-products.
5)For corporations humanity is but cattle to be worked to death and
left to roam in shopping malls.
6)For corporations subversion is evil, non-conformity is vile,
political freedom is despicable.
7)For corporations humanity is but a body to have life, labor, energy
squeezed out of.
8)For corporations the workers are but serfs, wage-slaves, to be
perpetually exploited with no complaints.
9)For corporations children are future wage-slaves, mindless
consumers, obedient worshippers of the corporate hegemons.
10) For corporations humanity is an entity to be devoured through
physiological, psychological, emotional, and spiritual warfare.

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All Corporations Must Be Seized

1)All corporations must be seized by the people, allowing these
parasites to exist risks the future of the entire human race.
2)All corporations must be seized by workers and transformed into
people’s collective; all else is pure exploitation.
3)All corporations must be seized through a political revolution
designed to give the power and resources back to the people.
4)All corporations must be seized by an organized populace who is
fed up with corporate domination.
5)All corporations must be seized by a force of organized workers
who are fed up with living the lives of sheepish wage-slaves.
6)All corporations must be seized; not one corporation must be
allowed to survive, they are cancers that must be eradicated.
7)All corporations must be seized through a systematic
revolutionization of all social bodies.
8)All corporations must be seized by a populace that is fed up with
living the lives of fattened-consumers-to-the-slaughter.
9)All corporations must be seized by a populace ready to live in a
society where people are economically and socially free.
10) All corporations must be seized or they will always find a way to
subvert the voice of the people, the will of the masses!

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Only Revolution

1)Only a massive socialist revolution can cleanse the world of the
vermin known as corporations.
2)Only a massive international revolution can strip the thieving
corporate class of all their power and influence.
3)Only an unbridled, absolute, social revolution can put power back
in the hands of people instead of corporate personifications.
4)Only a massive global revolution can eliminate the agenda of the
corporate imperialists.
5)Only a spectacular international people’s revolution can halt the
cancerous growth of the corporate model.
6)Only through revolution can the corporate cancer be surgically
removed from the public domain.
7)Only through a massive, international, revolution can the corporate
class be removed from any position of vile influence.
8)Only through an unhindered social revolution can corporations be
systematically removed from their hegemonic positions of power.
9)Only through a powerful international revolution can the corporate
virus be eradicated for once and for all.
10) Only through a massive, international, socialist revolution can the
capitalists and their parasitic corporations be removed from
power.

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