1. I Don’t Fucking Care About the Children
2. 18 December 2002
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4. There. I said it. I don’t care about “the children” - and I don’t care about
5. protecting themselves. Keep your fucking plastic plates away from my outlets.
6. Keep your petitions to shut down the porno houses away from me, let I tear them
7. to bits and urinate upon them. If you tell me to throw away my books, violent
8. movies and games, or the like to keep the minds of children clean - I will tell
9. you to shove your head up your ass, fucker. This insane quest to protect “The
10. Children” is absurd! We coddle and we coddle the damn things and they still
11. turn out maladjusted… wait, maybe they wouldn’t turn out maladjusted if they
12. weren’t coddled! When children used to scream or throw tantrums or beat up
13. other children - they were usually PUNISHED! What a novel concept! Punishment!
14. Negative reinforcement for negative actions - how novel!
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16. Worst of all, is the foisting of the care and proper raising of these wastes of
17. sperm and egg onto the populace at large! This is of course, when it doesn’t
18. involve the actual mental raising of the child - such as setting limits, or
19. telling the damn thing what it can or cannot do. That will damage it’s precious
20. self-esteem! We can’t have that, can we?! So, if we can’t tell the child
21. they’re doing something wrong, dangerous or illegal - what can we do? We can
22. immediately cease and desist all enjoyable activities that children either
23. cannot, or shoud not be involved in. Activities such as reading books with foul
24. language, playing violent games, watching porn, having pre-marital sex, eating
25. unhealthy foods, or thinking for ourselves.
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27. Meanwhile, the parents will continue to funnel McDonalds and Easy Mac into
28. junior’s gaping maw because it’s easier than cooking a healthy meal. They will
29. continue to bitch about what’s on the television to politicians while letting
30. junior sit in front of it for 6 hours a day. They complain about women getting
31. abortions, because it “kills precious babies” while letting unwanted children
32. rot in orphanages and state care. They complain about people who say fuck in
33. public, while seeing nothing wrong with assualting anyone who dares tell their
34. child the simple word “No.” They constantly buy all the newest plastic
35. kindercrap, that junior is just going to play with for five minutes, then throw
36. it on the pile. This is the future? A world of spoiled brats who don’t know how
37. to control themselves above being able to hold in their shit until they can
38. find a toilet. A world of morons who blame everyone but themselves for their
39. own shortcomings. A world of closed-minded fuckers who refuse to budge from the
40. Staus Quo?
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42. For the love of God, I can’t take that! I can’t fucking deal with that shit.
43. It’s not that I want to kill kids. That would involve being near the little
44. buggers long enough to get off a shot. I support public education - assuming
45. it’s good education, and not a glorfied state babysitter who can’t give a child
46. an F without getting reamed by both the parents and the administration. I
47. support socialized health care for everyone - adult and child. That doesn’t
48. mean I think we should suck up and kiss ass to anyone with half a brain and
49. proof of a functioning reproductive system (i.e. a child). Parenting is the
50. parent’s responsibility - not mine, not the government’s. Don’t pass the buck
51. to me, for fuck’s sake. I’m not making you do my computer science homework, so
52. don’t make me suffer the atonal screamings of your twatrocket while I’m trying
53. to eat, and don’t make my put up with your spoiled sprogling demanding what he
54. can’t get.
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56. It is not my job, fuckers. Parent your own damn children!
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