1. There. I said it. I don’t care about “the children” - and I don’t care about
2. protecting themselves. Keep your fucking plastic plates away from my outlets.
3. Keep your petitions to shut down the porno houses away from me, let I tear them
4. to bits and urinate upon them. If you tell me to throw away my books, violent
5. movies and games, or the like to keep the minds of children clean - I will tell
6. you to shove your head up your ass, fucker. This insane quest to protect “The
7. Children” is absurd! We coddle and we coddle the damn things and they still
8. turn out maladjusted… wait, maybe they wouldn’t turn out maladjusted if they
9. weren’t coddled! When children used to scream or throw tantrums or beat up
10. other children - they were usually PUNISHED! What a novel concept! Punishment!
11. Negative reinforcement for negative actions - how novel!
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13. Worst of all, is the foisting of the care and proper raising of these wastes of
14. sperm and egg onto the populace at large! This is of course, when it doesn’t
15. involve the actual mental raising of the child - such as setting limits, or
16. telling the damn thing what it can or cannot do. That will damage it’s precious
17. self-esteem! We can’t have that, can we?! So, if we can’t tell the child
18. they’re doing something wrong, dangerous or illegal - what can we do? We can
19. immediately cease and desist all enjoyable activities that children either
20. cannot, or shoud not be involved in. Activities such as reading books with foul
21. language, playing violent games, watching porn, having pre-marital sex, eating
22. unhealthy foods, or thinking for ourselves.
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24. Meanwhile, the parents will continue to funnel McDonalds and Easy Mac into
25. junior’s gaping maw because it’s easier than cooking a healthy meal. They will
26. continue to bitch about what’s on the television to politicians while letting
27. junior sit in front of it for 6 hours a day. They complain about women getting
28. abortions, because it “kills precious babies” while letting unwanted children
29. rot in orphanages and state care. They complain about people who say fuck in
30. public, while seeing nothing wrong with assualting anyone who dares tell their
31. child the simple word “No.” They constantly buy all the newest plastic
32. kindercrap, that junior is just going to play with for five minutes, then throw
33. it on the pile. This is the future? A world of spoiled brats who don’t know how
34. to control themselves above being able to hold in their shit until they can
35. find a toilet. A world of morons who blame everyone but themselves for their
36. own shortcomings. A world of closed-minded fuckers who refuse to budge from the
37. Staus Quo?
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39. For the love of God, I can’t take that! I can’t fucking deal with that shit.
40. It’s not that I want to kill kids. That would involve being near the little
41. buggers long enough to get off a shot. I support public education - assuming
42. it’s good education, and not a glorfied state babysitter who can’t give a child
43. an F without getting reamed by both the parents and the administration. I
44. support socialized health care for everyone - adult and child. That doesn’t
45. mean I think we should suck up and kiss ass to anyone with half a brain and
46. proof of a functioning reproductive system (i.e. a child). Parenting is the
47. parent’s responsibility - not mine, not the government’s. Don’t pass the buck
48. to me, for fuck’s sake. I’m not making you do my computer science homework, so
49. don’t make me suffer the atonal screamings of your twatrocket while I’m trying
50. to eat, and don’t make my put up with your spoiled sprogling demanding what he
51. can’t get.
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53. It is not my job, fuckers. Parent your own damn children!
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55. Devo - Jocko Homo/I Need A Chick