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Enterprisify!

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  40.  
  41.     <h1>Enterprisify your Java Class Names!</h1>
  42.     <h2>By <a href="http://www.haykranen.nl">Hay Kranen</a></h2>
  43.  
  44.     <p id="word"></p>
  45.  
  46.     <button id="enterprise">Enterprisify!</button>
  47.     <button id="again">Again</button>
  48.  
  49.     <br /><br /><br />
  50.  
  51.     <a href="https://twitter.com/share" class="twitter-share-button" data-count="horizontal" data-via="huskyr">Tweet</a><script type="text/javascript" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script>
  52.  
  53.     <br /><br /><br />
  54.     <small><a href="https://gist.github.com/1351230">Fork this gist on Github to add your own words ;)</a></small>
  55.  
  56.     <script>
  57.         var words = [
  58.                 "Factory", "Bean", "Wrapper", "Visitor", "Model", "Singleton",
  59.                 "Method", "Configuration", "Exception", "Error", "Property", "Value",
  60.                 "Identifier", "Attribute", "Authentication", "Policy", "Container",
  61.                 "Order", "Info", "Parameter", "Request", "Adapter", "Bridge",
  62.                 "Decorator", "Facade", "Proxy", "Worker",
  63.                 "Interpreter", "Iterator", "Observer",
  64.                 "State", "Strategy", "Template", "Comparator", "Clone", "Task",
  65.                 "Resolver", "Candidate", "Expression", "Predicate",
  66.                 "Thread", "Pool", "Descriptor", "Interceptor", "Definition",
  67.                 "Getter", "Setter", "Listener", "Proccesor", "Printer",
  68.                 "Prototype", "Composer", "Event", "Helper", "Utils",
  69.                 "Invocation", "Exporter", "Importer", "Serializer", "Callback",
  70.                 "Tag", "Context", "Mapping", "Advisor", "Filter", "Field", "Test",
  71.                 "Tests", "Connection", "Annotation", "Service", "Repository",
  72.                 "Stub", "Mock", "Instance", "Dispatcher", "Client", "Server",
  73.                 "Message", "Map", "List", "Collection", "Queue", "Manager",
  74.                 "Database", "Reponse", "Broadcaster",
  75.                 "Watcher", "Schema", "Mapper", "Publisher", "Consumer", "Producer"
  76.             ],
  77.             inWords = [
  78.                 "Composite", "Invalid", "Supported", "Focus", "Traversal", "Abstract",
  79.                 "Transformer", "Common", "Concrete", "Autowire", "Simple", "Aware",
  80.                 "Aspect", "Principal", "Driven", "Interruptible", "Batch",
  81.                 "Prepared", "Statement", "Remote", "Stateless", "Session",
  82.                 "Transaction", "Transactional", "Based", "Meta", "Data", "Jms",
  83.                 "Readable", "Literal", "Reflective", "Scope", "Multipart", "Xml",
  84.                 "Generic", "Interface", "Advisable", "Observable", "Identifiable",
  85.                 "Iterable", "Distributed", "Notification", "Failure", "Type",
  86.                 "Http", "Jdbc"
  87.             ];
  88.  
  89.         function $(id) {
  90.             return document.getElementById(id);
  91.         }
  92.  
  93.         function rand(min, max) {
  94.             return Math.round(Math.random() * (max - min)) + min;
  95.         }
  96.  
  97.         function generate(min, max) {
  98.             var allWords = words.concat( inWords ),
  99.                 word = '';
  100.  
  101.             for (var i = 0, l = rand(min, max) - 1; i < l; i++) {
  102.                 do {
  103.                     var w = allWords[ rand(0, allWords.length - 1) ];
  104.                 } while (word.indexOf(w) !== -1);
  105.                 word += w;
  106.             }
  107.  
  108.             word += words[ rand(0, words.length) ];
  109.  
  110.             return word;
  111.         }
  112.  
  113.         $("again").onclick = function() {
  114.             $("word").innerHTML = generate(2, 3);
  115.             $("enterprise").innerHTML = "Enterprisify!";
  116.         }
  117.  
  118.         $("enterprise").onclick = function() {
  119.             var word = $("word").innerHTML;
  120.             $("word").innerHTML = generate(1, 1) + word;
  121.             $("enterprise").innerHTML = "Enterprisify even more!";
  122.         }
  123.  
  124.         $("word").innerHTML = generate(2, 3);
  125.     </script>
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