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  1.                              100 Ways To Disappear
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  3.                                  And Live Free
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  7.                               (C) 1972 Eden Press
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  9.                                   Revised 1985
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  13.                               Typed by Struct Def
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  17.                  For other privacy oriented publications, write
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  19.                                    EDEN PRESS
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  21.                                  P.O. BOX 8410
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  23.                            FOUNTAIN VALLEY, CA 92708
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  29.                                   INTRODUCTION
  30.  
  31.  
  32.  
  33.         To "live free" means to be able to control your own life
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  35.         and to avoid violence, or the threat of violence, by others.
  36.  
  37.         What you do and how you do it will almost always determine
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  39.         whether or not freedom will be yours.  But YOU must take the
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  41.         responsibility for creating your own freedom.  No one,
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  43.         especially the "government" will do it for you.
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  45.  
  46.  
  47.         To "disappear" means to make it impossible for other
  48.  
  49.         people to invade your personal world of freedom. Since most
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  51.         of such invasion is by means of electronic data gathering and
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  53.         cross-referencing, you must be able to short-circuit these
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  55.         procedures effectively.
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  57.  
  58.  
  59.         The most efficient method today is through the use of
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  61.         what we call "alternate identification".  If the new names
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  63.         and numbers you plug into the networks don't match
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  65.         the old ones, you have not only "disappeared", but have also
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  67.         been "reborn".  And being reborn means leaving your past records
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  69.         where they can no longer affect you and your lifestyle.
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  71.  
  72.  
  73.         This "disappearing" of individuals is obviously discomforting
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  75.         to institutions and governments determined to control
  76.  
  77.         personal activities in the Land of the Free.  To them
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  79.         it appears downright seditious, since in reality their power
  80.  
  81.         depends directly on the number of people they can control --
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  83.         through computerized records, of course.
  84.  
  85.  
  86.  
  87.         To those who actually "disappear", however, the act is
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  89.         one of tremendous personal liberation.  Free men owe very
  90.  
  91.         little to those who restrict opportunities on the basis of past
  92.  
  93.         records.  An extreme example, which nevertheless applies
  94.  
  95.         to all of us, is this: When a person convicted of a felony
  96.  
  97.         has served his full sentence, is he then "free"?  Hardly.
  98.  
  99.         What he will experience is really a LIFE SENTENCE of second-rate
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  101.         opportunity.
  102.  
  103.  
  104.  
  105.         And what happens to the convict, in practice, happens to
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  107.         *everyone* who manages to have negative personal information
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  109.         placed in his "records".  When it comes to the point of a
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  111.         person's having to live with a condemning past and ever-
  112.  
  113.         narrowing opportunities, it becomes easily understandable
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  115.         why he should be willing and anxious to scuttle his labeled
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  117.         identity and take on another.
  118.  
  119.  
  120.  
  121.         Becoming a new identity, however, involves many things
  122.  
  123.         and requires careful attention to detail, as we shall show.
  124.  
  125.         At the heart of this process, though, is the ATTITUDE a person
  126.  
  127.         must assume if he is to make it work.  He must forget
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  129.         about his "government"; he must become his own government,
  130.  
  131.         answerable only to himself, with his own rules, laws, and
  132.  
  133.         systems of behavior.  This is an existential "moment" few
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  135.         are disciplined enough to experience, but it can be done.
  136.  
  137.         The result will be a growing detachment from BIG BROTHER and
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  139.         a correspoding increase of personal freedom.
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  141.  
  142.  
  143.         The individual needn't worry about what would happen "if
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  145.         everybody else did this" because they WON'T.  The object is
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  147.         for individuals, acting as individuals, to declare their
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  149.         mental independence from whatever System is attempting to
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  151.         enslave them.  As individuals they are the best judges of what
  152.  
  153.         degree of slavery they can accept, how far down the road
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  155.         they can go before becoming robots for BIG BROTHER.  Simply
  156.  
  157.         put, it's the Sheep and the Wolves.  The Sheep go to slaughter,
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  159.         the Wolves wherever they wish...
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  161.  
  162.  
  163.         There are numerous intermediate tactics between total
  164.  
  165.         compliance and complete disappearance, such as refusing to
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  167.         give your Social Security number (or giving it incorrectly),
  168.  
  169.         avoiding taxes, obtaining several foreign citizenships and
  170.  
  171.         passports, setting up bank accounts in several other countries,
  172.  
  173.         and planning at least two routes of escape to other countries,
  174.  
  175.         but in the end you will discover there really is no freedom
  176.  
  177.         in the world -- *YOU MUST CREATE YOUR OWN*.  You must
  178.  
  179.         learn how to protect your own rights as you define them. No
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  181.         one else will do it for you, *NO ONE*.
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  183.  
  184.  
  185.         The object of this publication is to suggest ways an
  186.  
  187.         individual can, in practice, escape his past and secure a
  188.  
  189.         new future, *on his own terms*.  Individuals will vary greatly
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  191.         in how they carry out their disappearances, and it is our
  192.  
  193.         hope that the ideas we present here are useful towards those
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  195.         ends.  We make no claims of completeness or of exhausting
  196.  
  197.         the subject, as that could be potentially dangerous were
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  199.         individuals to rely solely on this information.
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  201.  
  202.  
  203.         We must stress that everyone should think over his situation
  204.  
  205.         as carefully as possible, and then pick and choose
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  207.         which among our methods are best suited for his needs.  Above
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  209.         all, he must begin using his head, trusting his hunches and
  210.  
  211.         instincts, and thinking of himself as separate, different,
  212.  
  213.         and even superior to those stuck in the System.  He will
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  215.         have to become a Wolf.  He must stand alone to be free.
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  217.  
  218.  
  219.         --Barry Reid
  220.  
  221.           January 1978
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  226.  
  227.                                 II. LIVING FREE
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  229.  
  230.  
  231.     Avoid attending church.  If you must, however, use an alias when
  232.  
  233.     attending, and make contributions in cash, never by check.  If you are
  234.  
  235.     asked by inquisitive neighbors what church you attend, either name one
  236.  
  237.     of a different faith than theirs or deny interest completely.  Give
  238.  
  239.     the minister totally false information about yourself, as these good
  240.  
  241.     folks are great gossips when approached by snoops.
  242.  
  243.  
  244.  
  245.     Never tell neighbors where or for whom you work.  Give them false
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  247.     information on this subject.  If you are paid by check, DON'T deposit
  248.  
  249.     the paycheck in any account with your name on it.  The best idea is to
  250.  
  251.     go to the bank on which it is drawn and cash it there.  If you make
  252.  
  253.     a regular practice of this, avoid becoming familiar with any tellers
  254.  
  255.     or other bank personnel.  Vary the times and days for visiting the bank.
  256.  
  257.     Visit different branches of the bank, too.
  258.  
  259.  
  260.  
  261.     Another check cashing tip: avoid getting it cashed at your favorite
  262.  
  263.     bar or tavern.  FBI agents probably spend at least a third of their
  264.  
  265.     working hours hanging around such places, as they seem to attract the
  266.  
  267.     kinds of people they are looking for.  Anytime there is a bank robbery,
  268.  
  269.     the *first* places the FBI check out are all the bars within the immediate
  270.  
  271.     vicinity of the robbery.  Don't laugh.  It's true because it works.
  272.  
  273.  
  274.  
  275.     Be wary of answering "personal" ads in newspapers, as well as job
  276.  
  277.     offers too neatly tailored to the type of work you did before disappearing.
  278.  
  279.     If the ad calls for replying to a box number at the newspaper, disregard
  280.  
  281.     totally: it's very likely to be a trap.  Reply only to ads that can
  282.  
  283.     guarantee not having to give yourself away, such as offers for appointments
  284.  
  285.     at known companies.  If phone numbers are provided in the ad, call only
  286.  
  287.     from a pay phone.  There's always a possibility you might be calling
  288.  
  289.     directly to a bill collector or private investigator who will give
  290.  
  291.     you enough patter to smoke you out.
  292.  
  293.  
  294.  
  295.     For some really unique ways to find employment, Eden Press distributes
  296.  
  297.     "HOW TO STEAL A JOB", literally every dishonest way there is to gain
  298.  
  299.     honest employment.  With the techniques in this book, YOU can call all
  300.  
  301.     the shots.  Well worth reading even for those who already have a job,
  302.  
  303.     too.  Someone could be gunning you.  This book will open your eyes.
  304.  
  305.  
  306.  
  307.     On the job, avoid giving background information to fellow workers.
  308.  
  309.     If you're planning to stay on the job only for a short while, however, make
  310.  
  311.     an effort to plant false and misleading information in the minds of the
  312.  
  313.     other workers, such as your favorite pastimes, places you'd like to travel
  314.  
  315.     to or live someday, and your plans for the future.  Insulate your private
  316.  
  317.     self by keeping your personal interests and ideas to yourself alone.
  318.  
  319.     Share the spurious with the curious.
  320.  
  321.  
  322.  
  323.  
  324.  
  325.     Don't subscribe to any local newspapers delivered by carriers.
  326.  
  327.     Buy what you need at a newsrack.  These cute kids have sometimes been
  328.  
  329.     "helpful" sources of information about people's habits at home.
  330.  
  331.  
  332.  
  333.     Don't be obvious in your living habits.  Turn lights off at a decent
  334.  
  335.     hour, keep stereo music from annoying neighbors, don't place empty
  336.  
  337.     pony kegs on the front porch, and don't have pets that stray or annoy.
  338.  
  339.     Don't do major engine overhauls in the driveway, either.
  340.  
  341.  
  342.  
  343.     Be very careful about who comes to see you at your residence.
  344.  
  345.     Avoid anything unusual which might spark the interest of neighbors.
  346.  
  347.     If what you do or the people with whom you must deal are "interesting",
  348.  
  349.     it might be best to arrange get-togethers elsewhere.  Keep your nest
  350.  
  351.     clean--good "criminal" advice.
  352.  
  353.  
  354.  
  355.     Avoid using banks except for actually cashing checks given you by
  356.  
  357.     other people.  Try to conduct your affairs with cash and money orders.
  358.  
  359.     When using the latter, never write your name on the face or the line
  360.  
  361.     marked "Payer".  Use fake names, account numbers, or business names.
  362.  
  363.  
  364.  
  365.     For most purposes money orders can be considered "untraceable",
  366.  
  367.     since the issuing institutions (American Express, banks, US Post Office)
  368.  
  369.     file the paid orders *by number only*, not by other criteria which might
  370.  
  371.     tend to give you away.  People and businesses to whom you might remit
  372.  
  373.     money orders virtually never record this number, either.  They are
  374.  
  375.     usually happy to be paid by money order and will consider it the same
  376.  
  377.     as cash.  Individuals wanting to hide income and/or otherwise disguise
  378.  
  379.     their financial dealings find money orders most useful in shortchanging
  380.  
  381.     the bandits at IRS, too.
  382.  
  383.  
  384.  
  385.     Undertakers are another source like ministers, in that they are
  386.  
  387.     good talkers.  If you have to deal with one, be on your guard with what
  388.  
  389.     you tell him.  If you are called on to provide information for a death
  390.  
  391.     certificate, give him only the data he actually needs.  It should be
  392.  
  393.     easy to appear too grief-stricken to want to chat...
  394.  
  395.  
  396.  
  397.     Whenever you need the services of a physician, dentist, hospital, etc.,
  398.  
  399.     make it standard practice to use an alias and an address other than where
  400.  
  401.     you live.  Pay in cash.  Recite--don't display--your "driver's licence"
  402.  
  403.     number and Social Security Number, making sure that they are totally fake.
  404.  
  405.     Other data requested, such as employer, birthdate, etc., should be
  406.  
  407.     misleading.  Ignore the "warning" at the top of some hospital forms
  408.  
  409.     that federal law requires honest information.  We've never heard of
  410.  
  411.     anyone getting busted for such a "crime" who also paid his bill.  Fraud
  412.  
  413.     is fraud, but identity is your business.  Medical records are very
  414.  
  415.     definitely NOT confidential.  How else would life and health insurance
  416.  
  417.     companies be able to decide so imperiously who "deserves" their coverage,
  418.  
  419.     and at what rates...?  For most people, medical insurance itself is a
  420.  
  421.     fraud.
  422.  
  423.  
  424.  
  425.     Don't have milk or other items delivered to you on a regular schedule.
  426.  
  427.     The fewer people seen calling at you residence, the safer.  Neighbors
  428.  
  429.     will often notice home deliveries, which can prove to be fertile leads
  430.  
  431.     for future snoops.
  432.  
  433.  
  434.  
  435.     Avoid membership in political groups or other civic organizations.
  436.  
  437.     As a rule these groups are filled with super sneaky, nosey individuals
  438.  
  439.     more willing than not to stab someone in the back if it suits their
  440.  
  441.     selfish purposes.  Total snakes.
  442.  
  443.  
  444.  
  445.  
  446.  
  447.     Arrange to have your mail sent to a 24-hour Post Office box, to a
  448.  
  449.     mail drop, or a mail forwarding service.  This way the only mail to be
  450.  
  451.     left at your residence will be the "Occupant" variety.  Make it a rule
  452.  
  453.     NEVER to sign for certified or registered mail.  Tell the carrier that
  454.  
  455.     you are not the person named on the receipt, or that so-and-so moved
  456.  
  457.     months ago.  Where?  Austria..... or was it Australia?
  458.  
  459.  
  460.  
  461.     Avoid having arguments or run-ins with neighbors.  An old, unresolved
  462.  
  463.     grudge might be just the spark that sends an investigator to your
  464.  
  465.     new location.  "Getting even" is a passion few people can resist.
  466.  
  467.  
  468.  
  469.     If a snoop is trying to trace you by telephone he may invite you to
  470.  
  471.     call him person-to-person collect.  *DON'T DO IT.*  Ignore the request,
  472.  
  473.     no matter what the excuse is.  You might be tempted with some pie-in-
  474.  
  475.     the-sky lie, but what he's really after is your *location*.  If you don't
  476.  
  477.     give yourself away in the conversation, he will simply call the operator
  478.  
  479.     back for time and charges, and while she's at it, the location of
  480.  
  481.     the telephone originating the call.  She will be only too happy to help.
  482.  
  483.  
  484.  
  485.     If you have to live in a motel, hotel, or nosey apartment complex,
  486.  
  487.     always make it a point to be ordinaty and outwardly polite to any
  488.  
  489.     employees on the premises.  Give them no reason to remember you other
  490.  
  491.     than as a normal person.  Freaky behavior is easily noticed and
  492.  
  493.     remembered by telephone operators, janitors, maids, superintendents,
  494.  
  495.     house detectives, and bell boys.  Tips make them TALK, too.
  496.  
  497.  
  498.  
  499.     It's safest not to take in roomers or boarders, even though they can
  500.  
  501.     help with expenses and provide companionship.  The fact is, they
  502.  
  503.     can get "too close" to you by picking up all kinds of information
  504.  
  505.     tidbits which could come back to haunt you should certain kinds of
  506.  
  507.     third parties start pumping them.  Even though you might feel you
  508.  
  509.     could trust them, it's very easy for a friend to give you away...
  510.  
  511.     innocently.
  512.  
  513.  
  514.  
  515.     In changing to a new identity within the same general area, make it
  516.  
  517.     your policy to patronize none of the commercial establishments you
  518.  
  519.     did before your name change.  This would include service-oriented
  520.  
  521.     businesses, too, such as shoe repairs, TV repairs, photographers,
  522.  
  523.     cleaners, poodle parlors and massage parlors.  If you or a member
  524.  
  525.     of your family had been assisted by such charity organizations as the
  526.  
  527.     March of Dimes or Community Chest, make sure that future aid is obtained
  528.  
  529.     from some other organization.
  530.  
  531.  
  532.  
  533.  
  534.  
  535.     If you need to have prescriptions filled often, do two things:
  536.  
  537.     1) Have them filled by different pharmacies; don't patronize the same
  538.  
  539.     one repeatedly, and, 2) Never give the pharmacist your correct address
  540.  
  541.     and/or telephone number.  If you are in need of continuing prescription,
  542.  
  543.     such as for certain heart conditions or diabetes, consider having it
  544.  
  545.     filled by mail from one of the large interstate mail-order pharmacies.
  546.  
  547.     These outfits usually offer greatly reduced prices as well, as they
  548.  
  549.     are willing to deal in generics, as opposed to strictly name-brand
  550.  
  551.     drugs.  Check 'em out.
  552.  
  553.  
  554.  
  555.     Try to avoid all contact with law enforcement people.  They are
  556.  
  557.     like sponges whenever they deal with the public: they take in endless
  558.  
  559.     quantities of information whether you are the victim or the perpetrator.
  560.  
  561.     When approached by investigators and spies, they just love to spill out
  562.  
  563.     all they know, and sometimes get in on the act themselves.  Avoid trouble
  564.  
  565.     and avoid cops.
  566.  
  567.  
  568.  
  569.     Credit bureaus and department stores will have credit files on you
  570.  
  571.     if you've used them in the past.  It would be safest to avoid using credit
  572.  
  573.     in the future, but if you need to get plugged back in the credit scene, it
  574.  
  575.     would be advisable first to read our own book, "CREDIT", to
  576.  
  577.     see how credit can be set up from scratch under new identity.  This useful
  578.  
  579.     book has the kind of inside information one needs to make the credit-
  580.  
  581.     granting system perform to his special situation.
  582.  
  583.  
  584.  
  585.     If you follow our suggestions regarding delivery of your mail, you
  586.  
  587.     will naturally never accept any Registered or Certified mail at your
  588.  
  589.     address.  Since the carrier will never know your identity by leaving
  590.  
  591.     only mail addressed "Occupant", you can safely tell him who you are
  592.  
  593.     not whoever is named on the piece of mail he is trying to deliver.  Don't
  594.  
  595.     be rude or arrouse suspicion; simply help him do his job by telling him
  596.  
  597.     there is no such person at your address.  If he asks who *you* are, he's
  598.  
  599.     out of line.  He will return the letter marked "Unable to Deliver at this
  600.  
  601.     Address", or "Unknown at this Address", or something else to the same
  602.  
  603.     effect.
  604.  
  605.  
  606.  
  607.     Sometimes snoops will address mail to a fictitious person "care of"
  608.  
  609.     your last known name and address in the hopes it will be forwarded
  610.  
  611.     (somehow), and that you will have the stupidity to return it to them
  612.  
  613.     with your new address (provided by you).  Any suspicious or unfamiliar
  614.  
  615.     mail with your new address should simply be marked "Unknown", "Return to
  616.  
  617.     Sender", etc., and deposited in a public mail box for return.
  618.  
  619.  
  620.  
  621.  
  622.  
  623.     If the letter doesn't come back to the sender because you kept it
  624.  
  625.     or chucked it, he may well try again with something more enticing, or
  626.  
  627.     even pay a personal visit.  Tracing by mail is the cheapest route for
  628.  
  629.     snoopers, so be on the lookout for any mail you're not expecting or
  630.  
  631.     seems the slightest bit suspicious.  This will be the opening salvo
  632.  
  633.     in any investigation to determine your whereabouts. *Watch your mail!*
  634.  
  635.  
  636.  
  637.     Providing any information other that return instructions per above
  638.  
  639.     can invite disaster, too.  Putting on a fake forwarding address, or even
  640.  
  641.     a "General Delivery" notice, will tell the sender, when the letter is
  642.  
  643.     returned, that *someone* at the address on the letter knows more than he
  644.  
  645.     does.  The "Registered Letter", physical surveillance, or a personal
  646.  
  647.     visit will be his next move.  You can count on it.
  648.  
  649.  
  650.  
  651.     Be especially watchful for any letters with an "Attorney's" return
  652.  
  653.     address.  They deserve no more respect than any other letter.  If you're
  654.  
  655.     not expecting correspondence from your own attorney, it's very likely a
  656.  
  657.     fake name used by an investigator.  This gambit is many times used on
  658.  
  659.     third parties (close relatives of yours) in the hopes they know where
  660.  
  661.     you really are and that they have the "courtesy" to forward the letter
  662.  
  663.     to you.  This is a good reason for you NOT to tell relatives where you
  664.  
  665.     can be reached.  If they don't know, they can't tell.
  666.  
  667.  
  668.  
  669.     If you can trust a particular person to forward items to your P.O.
  670.  
  671.     box or mail forwarding service, at least instruct them to place the
  672.  
  673.     letter in another (cover) envelope so that no forwarding instructions are
  674.  
  675.     on the face of the original envelope.  You can decide what to do with
  676.  
  677.     the mail when you get it.  If you want it returned, do NOT drop it in a
  678.  
  679.     box in your area--the stamp of the main post office near you will likely
  680.  
  681.     be on the envelope, much to the glee of the sender.  Either send it back
  682.  
  683.     to your friend in still another envelope for him to remail locally, or
  684.  
  685.     use a mail forwarding service in a distant city to remail per your
  686.  
  687.     instructions.  Again, *BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR MAIL*.  Knowing how to deal
  688.  
  689.     with your mail is vital to disappearing.  Think first before acting!!
  690.  
  691.  
  692.  
  693.     Avoid drawing attention to yourself.  Don't exhibit "socially unacceptable"
  694.  
  695.     behavior PUBLICLY.  Cops are programmed to bust anyone who appears
  696.  
  697.     "suspicious" (different from them).  Jails, psycho wards, and prisons
  698.  
  699.     aren't exactly "free"....
  700.  
  701.  
  702.  
  703.     Your appearance, possessions and actions should always justify your
  704.  
  705.     presence on a legitimate (conventional) basis.  This is the best
  706.  
  707.     way to avoid suspicion.
  708.  
  709.  
  710.  
  711.     If you are stopped and questioned, always be able to give a reasonable
  712.  
  713.     explanation of why you where there, where you are from, and where you
  714.  
  715.     are going.  Smile and be "helpful".
  716.  
  717.  
  718.  
  719.     A sullen or hostile attitude triggers the cops for a bust--your bust.
  720.  
  721.     So go ahead and "Kill the Pigs"--with kindness.  You'll win by keeping
  722.  
  723.     your freedom, dig?
  724.  
  725.  
  726.  
  727.     Even perfectly legal behavior can arouse suspicion.  Avoid such
  728.  
  729.     things as solitary walks late at night, or wearing clothing inappropriate
  730.  
  731.     for the weather.  Store detectives love to follow shoppers wearing
  732.  
  733.     oversized clothing, too.  The police find it easy, even entertaining, to
  734.  
  735.     pin stray raps on such "suspicious" characters.  Days and weeks can go
  736.  
  737.     by before they decide they've made a "mistake".  Really!!
  738.  
  739.  
  740.  
  741.  
  742.  
  743.     Examine your daily habits and eliminate any which might possibly be
  744.  
  745.     regarded as "peculiar", especially if performed publicly.
  746.  
  747.  
  748.  
  749.     Live in a large city where you can have the protection of anonymity.
  750.  
  751.     Avoid small towns where the only sport is gossip--about you.
  752.  
  753.     Your business should be no one else's.
  754.  
  755.  
  756.  
  757.     Appear to be lower-middle class in your standard of living.  Don't
  758.  
  759.     attract the attention given the very poor or the obviously well-off.
  760.  
  761.  
  762.  
  763.     Rent a house or apartment that appears "respectable", but no more
  764.  
  765.     plush than the average cop can afford.
  766.  
  767.  
  768.  
  769.     If you like to live it up, do it somewhere other than around where you
  770.  
  771.     live and work.  Try Las Vegas, New York, Jamaica, Tokyo, Fiji....
  772.  
  773.  
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  786.  
  787.     all means subscribe to "GREENER PASTURES GAZETTE".  This down-to-earth
  788.  
  789.     newsletter covers job and business opportunities, real estate, and
  790.  
  791.     the great joys of living in "countryside Edens where the Good Life
  792.  
  793.     still exists".  "GREENER PASTURES GAZETTE" also covers islandss and
  794.  
  795.     foreign paradises where the living can unbelievable inexpensive and
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  797.     hassle-free.  Subscription price is $20 per year, and worth every
  798.  
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  801.  
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  804.  
  805.  
  806.  
  807.     Dress conventionally.  Adopt what you perceive as the broad community
  808.  
  809.     standard.  Don't be black or white as long as gray has so many shades.
  810.  
  811.     Blend in.
  812.  
  813.  
  814.  
  815.     Be clean and neat, never showy or gaudy.
  816.  
  817.  
  818.  
  819.     Conformity for guys means neat beard (if any), no long hair or
  820.  
  821.     freaky clothes.  Biker "colors" are out.
  822.  
  823.  
  824.  
  825.     For the ladies, no sexy, convention-flaunting attire such as miniskirts
  826.  
  827.     and see-thru blouses without underwear.  The man LOVES to drool
  828.  
  829.     over "liberated" lassies, and often does more...
  830.  
  831.  
  832.  
  833.  
  834.  
  835.     Have conventional answers to common questions such as where you are from,
  836.  
  837.     where you work, where your family lives, etc.  Be vague, however.
  838.  
  839.  
  840.  
  841.     There's less heat in telling plausible lies than in countering
  842.  
  843.     with self-righteous silence.  The object is to avoid suspicion, so be
  844.  
  845.     a "reasonable" person.  Lying is not illegal unless you are under oath
  846.  
  847.     or perpetrating a fraud.
  848.  
  849.  
  850.  
  851.     When confronted by federal agents or other law enforcement officers,
  852.  
  853.     you have no obligation to talk to them.  If you do, however, make sure
  854.  
  855.     you don't lie.  Making false statements to federal officers *is* a bust!
  856.  
  857.     A good way to turn the "meeting" in your favor, is to inform the officer
  858.  
  859.     that he should take up the matter with your attorney, whose name and
  860.  
  861.     address you are willing to provide.  If you don't have an attorney at
  862.  
  863.     present, tell him you are in the process of obtaining one, and that you
  864.  
  865.     will so notify him when you do.  This will tell the agent-snoop that
  866.  
  867.     1) you are a cool customer who knows how to take care of himself by
  868.  
  869.     knowing his rights, and 2) that for him to deal with your attorney will
  870.  
  871.     be tantamount to having to take you to court--something he's obviously
  872.  
  873.     not (yet) ready to do.  Your talking to the officer could very likely
  874.  
  875.     insure you an earlier court date....if that's what you want.
  876.  
  877.  
  878.  
  879.     It's perfectly moral to lie to someone who asks about things which
  880.  
  881.     are none of his business.  HE is the one acting immorally.  Don't forget!
  882.  
  883.  
  884.  
  885.     Don't throw wild parties.  Far too many busts come courtesy of tender-
  886.  
  887.     eared, blue-nosed, fink-ass neighbors.
  888.  
  889.  
  890.  
  891.     Don't make speed, DMT, THC, acid, or nitro in your kitchen.  Window sills
  892.  
  893.     aren't the safest places to cultivate, either.
  894.  
  895.  
  896.  
  897.     Hold your stereo down to "mood level" late at night.  Not everyone
  898.  
  899.     mellows out with Led Zepplin or the Stones.
  900.  
  901.  
  902.  
  903.     Your neighbors are the most dangerous people you know.  You can
  904.  
  905.     include relatives here, too.  They will ALL snitch without compunction.
  906.  
  907.     "Calling the cops" is fair sport in towns of all sizes, so don't
  908.  
  909.     antagonize.  Be friendly, stay friendly--but on your terms.
  910.  
  911.  
  912.  
  913.     Be superficially "nice" to your neighbors, but have as little as possible
  914.  
  915.     to do with them.  Ideally, you don't want them to know *anything* about
  916.  
  917.     you.
  918.  
  919.  
  920.  
  921.     Even if you observe all these precautions you might still be harrased
  922.  
  923.     by criminals, both private and public.  Whatever you do, don't
  924.  
  925.     blow your cover and thus lead them to suspect you.  Keep your temper,
  926.  
  927.     be humble and polite, and refrain from shouting matches and/or slugfests.
  928.  
  929.     Remember you are a minority of one.  "They" still have the guns and bars.
  930.  
  931.  
  932.  
  933.  
  934.  
  935.     If you're not content, however, to let vengeance be the Lord's, at
  936.  
  937.     least abide by this cardinal rule of guerrilla warfare: Don't let the
  938.  
  939.     enemy determine your tactics.  Retaliate at a time and place with
  940.  
  941.     weapons of your choosing.
  942.  
  943.  
  944.  
  945.     Any activity which might attract unfavorable attention, such as
  946.  
  947.     writing, nude photography, erotic sculpture, etc., should be done under
  948.  
  949.     a "nom de plume".  Provide a separate address for any such names.  P.O.
  950.  
  951.     boxes are fine.
  952.  
  953.  
  954.  
  955.     Never express controversial opinions around home or at work.  If you
  956.  
  957.     preach, do it in another town or state.
  958.  
  959.  
  960.  
  961.     Avoid being fingerprinted.  Don't apply for civil service jobs.
  962.  
  963.     The FBI would like to have everyone fingerprinted so they could
  964.  
  965.     *control* individual lives, but so far they've been stopped.
  966.  
  967.  
  968.  
  969.     Stay out of the armed forces.  Here again fingerprinting labels
  970.  
  971.     you forever with the only method of positive identification.
  972.  
  973.  
  974.  
  975.     Don't apply for security clearances or seek employment in firms
  976.  
  977.     which routinely fingerprint.
  978.  
  979.  
  980.  
  981.     Don't take part in mass demonstrations or dissident activities which
  982.  
  983.     might lead to mass arrests.  Fingerprinting would surely follow.
  984.  
  985.  
  986.  
  987.     The thumbprint required on applications for drivers licences in many
  988.  
  989.     states (like California) does *not* go to the FBI.  It is kept with
  990.  
  991.     the applications "on file", and its main purpose seems to be that of
  992.  
  993.     psychological deterrence.  The states make no efforts to classify the
  994.  
  995.     thumbprints, and the FBI is not interested in helping.  Applicants who
  996.  
  997.     wnat to make sure their thumbprints are absolutely worthless will
  998.  
  999.     press extra hard and make a slight twisting movement with their thumb as
  1000.  
  1001.     it is being printed.  The result is a perfect smudge--worthless.
  1002.  
  1003.  
  1004.  
  1005.     NEVER order utility services in your real name.  Utility companies
  1006.  
  1007.     are the first watering hole for skip tracers.
  1008.  
  1009.  
  1010.  
  1011.  
  1012.  
  1013.     Keep your name out of public records, such as business licences,
  1014.  
  1015.     permits, tax accounts.  Operate under another name or use another person
  1016.  
  1017.     as a front.  It's very easy to file "fictitious firm name statements"
  1018.  
  1019.     using minimal ID.
  1020.  
  1021.  
  1022.  
  1023.     Always subscribe to magazines and newspapers under alternate names.
  1024.  
  1025.     Pay by mail using money orders.  Don't have your name on the money order.
  1026.  
  1027.  
  1028.  
  1029.     Likewise, always order merchandise by mail under an alias.  Again,
  1030.  
  1031.     Pay with money orders without your name on them.
  1032.  
  1033.  
  1034.  
  1035.     Own real estate under either a cooperative relative's name, or a
  1036.  
  1037.     fictitious one created especially for the purpose.  Names of phoney
  1038.  
  1039.     businesses work well here, as it is perfectly understandable and justified
  1040.  
  1041.     for a business to own real property.  Since real estate transactions
  1042.  
  1043.     are almost always at "arms length", it is quite simple to hide behind
  1044.  
  1045.     your agent or broker.  In this area money talks more loudly than you
  1046.  
  1047.     do, so it's not too difficult to arrange things to suit yourself.
  1048.  
  1049.  
  1050.  
  1051.     If you have to vote use your "legal" address.  Just make sure you don't
  1052.  
  1053.     live there.  So-called "voter ID cards" are a snap to obtain, as no
  1054.  
  1055.     proof of identity is required.  The only "security" for the registration
  1056.  
  1057.     process is your sworn statement....
  1058.  
  1059.  
  1060.  
  1061.     Protect the names, addresses, and telephone numbers of your friends.
  1062.  
  1063.     Use a code of your own making to disguise the actual names and numbers,
  1064.  
  1065.     or try to memorize what you need to know.  You'd be amazed at how much
  1066.  
  1067.     you can remember in this area if you make the effort.
  1068.  
  1069.  
  1070.  
  1071.     Try to avoid carrying this coded address book with you.  Cops always
  1072.  
  1073.     flash on such items, and so-called "rings" are usually busted this
  1074.  
  1075.     way.  A smart thing to do would be to carry a dummy book of names and
  1076.  
  1077.     numbers selected at random from the phone book.  Keep your working book
  1078.  
  1079.     stashed in a safe place.
  1080.  
  1081.  
  1082.  
  1083.     This practice protects you, too, inasmuch as suspicion is cast on you
  1084.  
  1085.     should some of your friends be busted and their names appear in your book.
  1086.  
  1087.  
  1088.  
  1089.     Don't engage in illegal activity on other people's property without
  1090.  
  1091.     their express consent.  Save the dope and skin scenes for places where
  1092.  
  1093.     no one else can get rousted besides the actual participants.
  1094.  
  1095.  
  1096.  
  1097.     Don't ask questions which intrude on the privacy of others.  Ask
  1098.  
  1099.     general questions, not specific.  One might not want you to know *where*
  1100.  
  1101.     he works, but wouldn't mind telling you his occupation.
  1102.  
  1103.  
  1104.  
  1105.     Adopt the attitude that personal information such as your school
  1106.  
  1107.     background, national origin, interests, politics, family income, etc.,
  1108.  
  1109.     are NO ONE'S business but your own.  And stick to it!!  Snooping will
  1110.  
  1111.     thereby become so difficult that suspicion will be cast on the snooper
  1112.  
  1113.     rather than on you.
  1114.  
  1115.  
  1116.  
  1117.     When faced with such an inquisitive person, have prepared a set of standard
  1118.  
  1119.     answers which you can deliver without discomfort or concern.  But if the
  1120.  
  1121.     person is really obnoxious, give him some out-and-out lies, which, when
  1122.  
  1123.     "reported" in the right places, will make him look more like the ass he is.
  1124.  
  1125.  
  1126.  
  1127.  
  1128.  
  1129.     Don't request receipts unless the amount is large.  Make them intelligible
  1130.  
  1131.     only to the parties involved.  Remember that cash still has no names on it,
  1132.  
  1133.     which is why Big Brother can hardly wait for the day of the "cashless"
  1134.  
  1135.     society.
  1136.  
  1137.  
  1138.  
  1139.     One CAUTION, however: Most banks have well established policies for
  1140.  
  1141.     recording serial numbers of large denomination bills whenever they are
  1142.  
  1143.     deposited or withdrawn in large amounts.  ALL transactions of $10,000
  1144.  
  1145.     or more are reported to the IRS.  So play small and remain inconspicuous.
  1146.  
  1147.  
  1148.  
  1149.     Payment of taxes of all kinds should be largely a matter of personal
  1150.  
  1151.     convictions.  The public debate on "tax protest" is endless, so
  1152.  
  1153.     only a few generally-observed practices will be mentioned here.
  1154.  
  1155.  
  1156.  
  1157.     The basic rule, in which even the IRS concurs, is pay only what
  1158.  
  1159.     you are liable for.  This means taking advantage of any and all loopholes
  1160.  
  1161.     to the fullest with the ultimate aim of paying no tax whatsoever.
  1162.  
  1163.     Don't forget, however, that most federal prisons have rather distinguished
  1164.  
  1165.     populations of tax-evading accountants, attorneys, businessmen, and
  1166.  
  1167.     politicians.  If avoiding personal income tax, both state and federal, is
  1168.  
  1169.     your goal, by all means study well or seek competent advice.  Texas and
  1170.  
  1171.     Nevada still have no state income taxes, in case you're thinking of
  1172.  
  1173.     relocating to beat some taxes...
  1174.  
  1175.  
  1176.  
  1177.     Sales and use taxes can often be avoided by buying consumer items
  1178.  
  1179.     through personal channels such as friends, bazaars, swap meets (some),
  1180.  
  1181.     classified want ads, bartering, and business exchanges.  Out-of-state
  1182.  
  1183.     mail order purchases are exempt from local taxes, too.
  1184.  
  1185.  
  1186.  
  1187.     Sharp practices, such as claiming 10 or 12 exemptions to reduce the
  1188.  
  1189.     weekly bite of withholding, or making a deal with your employer to be
  1190.  
  1191.     paid in cash (which a great many do willingly) are ways of lessening,
  1192.  
  1193.     even eliminating your tax, but can't be recommended if you plan on
  1194.  
  1195.     remaining in the same job for over a year or so, or if you don't wish to
  1196.  
  1197.     live with a solid alternate identity.
  1198.  
  1199.  
  1200.  
  1201.     A "compromise" in the above dilemma is to maintain a minimal tax profile,
  1202.  
  1203.     but plan on earning the bulk of your income through non-recorded
  1204.  
  1205.     means, say, odd jobs for cash.  Lead a "straight" life for the tax vultures,
  1206.  
  1207.     but live "underground" with another trade and/or name.
  1208.  
  1209.  
  1210.  
  1211.     In seeking employment you are usually asked for former job references.  If
  1212.  
  1213.     you know that some of them will be negative DON'T LIST THEM!
  1214.  
  1215.     For the resulting "gaps" in your employment history, have already prepared
  1216.  
  1217.     the names and addresses of your former "employers".  They could be local
  1218.  
  1219.     or out-of-state, in which case they probably won't be verified except by
  1220.  
  1221.     mail.  Of course you will be prepared for this by listing a mail forwarding
  1222.  
  1223.     service's address as that of your former "employer".  Merely pay the
  1224.  
  1225.     first month's fee and notify the service of your code name--a company
  1226.  
  1227.     ("employer").  You will then be able to rewrite you own employment history.
  1228.  
  1229.     Oh Happy Day! Gaps can also be covered by using attendance at school or
  1230.  
  1231.     travel abroad as alternatives to negative job references.
  1232.  
  1233.  
  1234.  
  1235.     For local job references, a good trick is to ask, or pay, a businessman's
  1236.  
  1237.     secretary to give all the goody information right over the telephone.
  1238.  
  1239.     Provide the phone number on the application, naturally, but remember that
  1240.  
  1241.     the number may very well be verified first by a call to Information.
  1242.  
  1243.     When it checks out, your application will appear quite honest, won't it?
  1244.  
  1245.  
  1246.  
  1247.  
  1248.  
  1249.     Personal references on either employment or credit applications are a
  1250.  
  1251.     laugh.  They are virtually not verified.  Provide them, of course,
  1252.  
  1253.     but feel no compunction whatever in lifting random names and assumed
  1254.  
  1255.     relationships right from the phone book.  A locally known doctor or
  1256.  
  1257.     minister is a safe bet, too.
  1258.  
  1259.  
  1260.  
  1261.     For credit references bear in mind that outfits like big department stores
  1262.  
  1263.     and most credit unions will not give out information to ANYONE on one of
  1264.  
  1265.     their customer's or member's accounts.  This means you can use any number
  1266.  
  1267.     of these references with impunity when applying for credit as the lender
  1268.  
  1269.     will not be able to verify one way or the other if your application is
  1270.  
  1271.     true--a fact he will definitely NOT tell you, however.  A complete guide
  1272.  
  1273.     to establishing credit and obtaining credit cards is our own book,
  1274.  
  1275.     CREDIT!  Very useful, indeed.
  1276.  
  1277.  
  1278.  
  1279.     Consider using a typewriter for all your correspondence, as it is not
  1280.  
  1281.     only more impersonal, but also impossible to be "traced" to you.  Whereas
  1282.  
  1283.     handwriting *can* give you away, typewriting cannot.  Only the machine
  1284.  
  1285.     itself can be shown to be the one used for a particular piece of
  1286.  
  1287.     correspondence.  Electric machines are even more impersonal than manual
  1288.  
  1289.     in that the striking pressure is uniform for all letters.  Manual
  1290.  
  1291.     typewriting can show that you have a weak "a" or a strong "k" or "c",
  1292.  
  1293.     for example.  Be careful, too, of allowing the keys to clog to the point
  1294.  
  1295.     that the enclosed portions of letters begin to fill in.  When the "e"
  1296.  
  1297.     and the "o" look alike, it's time to get out the gum cleaner.  Typewriters
  1298.  
  1299.     using the newer carbon ribbons do not have this problem.
  1300.  
  1301.  
  1302.  
  1303.     As an added layer of protection for your correspondence, consider mailing
  1304.  
  1305.     a Xerox *copy* of the letter.  There will be enough distortion in the copy
  1306.  
  1307.     to make tracing you mighty difficult.  Should you begin using a typewriter
  1308.  
  1309.     regularly, you might plan to trade it in every six months or so for another
  1310.  
  1311.     model, different typeface, etc.  They are rather cheap to rent, so this is
  1312.  
  1313.     a good possibility, too.  Keep 'em guessing....
  1314.  
  1315.  
  1316.  
  1317.     When going from the "old you" to the "new you", it is usually a good idea
  1318.  
  1319.     to drop any old hobbies that could provide the basis for an informal
  1320.  
  1321.     "stakeout" of your possible activities.  If it is known that you
  1322.  
  1323.     can never pass a museum or fishing pier without indulging yourself, you
  1324.  
  1325.     have an automatic lead to those who might want to go looking for you.
  1326.  
  1327.     Changing activities can be an excellent way of building your new identity.
  1328.  
  1329.     Not only will the old ways fade faster, but your new acquaintances will
  1330.  
  1331.     provide the support and interest in creating the new identity more rapidly
  1332.  
  1333.     and completely.
  1334.  
  1335.  
  1336.  
  1337.     Whenever you rent a new place to live, insist on the right to change
  1338.  
  1339.     the locks.  Refuse to give the landlord the new key, too.  Many times
  1340.  
  1341.     people have arrived home to find a snoopy landlord (lady, too) going
  1342.  
  1343.     though personal belongings, papers, etc.  Items and possessions which
  1344.  
  1345.     might tend to give someone the wrong ideas about your identity, activities,
  1346.  
  1347.     interests, etc., should be stored in locked boxes of sturdy construction.
  1348.  
  1349.     Misleading items can be placed innocently in the open.  Be observant of
  1350.  
  1351.     items being rearranged or moved, too.  Until you're secure in your new
  1352.  
  1353.     location, you might take the precaution of placing hairs on door jambs,
  1354.  
  1355.     threads across the threshhold, matches on tops of doors.  When choosing
  1356.  
  1357.     locks and keys, select those not readily available in the area.
  1358.  
  1359.  
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