1. 2014-07-01 19:25:28     rhomboid        yeah
2. 2014-07-01 19:25:43     rhomboid        well, i was sitting on the train.
3. 2014-07-01 19:26:30     rhomboid        and at the next stop, a woman got on and sat down next to me.
4. 2014-07-01 19:26:30     qwoxlo  nice rhomboid trains are fun :)
5. 2014-07-01 19:26:35     rhomboid        :D
6. 2014-07-01 19:26:39     rhomboid        yeah.
7. 2014-07-01 19:26:59     rhomboid        so she sat down and she was quiet. thoughtful.
8. 2014-07-01 19:27:10     rhomboid        after a while i smelled something.
9. 2014-07-01 19:27:15     rhomboid        oh.
10. 2014-07-01 19:27:42     rhomboid        i turned my head and yes, it seemed like she had farted.
11. 2014-07-01 19:28:08     rhomboid        she noticed that i had noticed, and she looked a little agitated, embarrassed even.
12. 2014-07-01 19:28:27     rhomboid        but i went back to my book.
13. 2014-07-01 19:28:45     rhomboid        after a few more minutes, it started to smell really bad. again.
14. 2014-07-01 19:28:50     rhomboid        but worse.
15. 2014-07-01 19:29:07     rhomboid        i turned my head towards her, and she smiled this time.
16. 2014-07-01 19:29:17     rhomboid        a little nervously.
17. 2014-07-01 19:29:40     rhomboid        as if she was going to stay something. 'um, excuse me.' or something.
18. 2014-07-01 19:29:55     rhomboid        it was psychic, sort of. but she didn't say anything.
19. 2014-07-01 19:30:09     rhomboid        she was kind of pretty actually.
20. 2014-07-01 19:30:23     rhomboid        but not actually 'hot'.
21. 2014-07-01 19:30:25     rhomboid        but almost.
22. 2014-07-01 19:30:44     rhomboid        anyway. i decided to say something. kindly.
23. 2014-07-01 19:31:02     rhomboid        i said to her when i met her gaze:
24. 2014-07-01 19:31:12     rhomboid        "Encrypt your fart."